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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsWhat are the best (non-snappy, work appropriate) come backs to people who randomly snipe at you?
I have a co-worker who is suddenly disrupting in odd ways- basically if I say black she says "No, white!" immediately.
Even if I am talking to someone else- she has started constantly chiming in with negatives.
The thing is, she has corporate big wigs on her side, she is just feeling her power by effing with me- usually has NO idea what she is talking about but it would be considered rude/ weird to correct her since she is doing it about inconsequential things and I can't act tit for tat- no one cares enough and that would make me look bad. The other day she basically said I was lying about something, (something she had no way of knowing at all - very weird)- and I really wanted to go off - but it really wouldn't be wise to. I was just dumbfounded.
I'm not even in a position to really challenge her or ask her WTF is up. Usually I am very direct with people and not good at that southern bless your heart thing- although I am trying to kill her with kindness. But she is being a contrary ass and I think she would tone it down if her behavior was made more obvious.
The only one I have ever heard of that is all- purpose is, "What did you say?" or "Come again? " to make them repeat it when they say something really crappy/ negative. Anything else? I'm going to need a few to shut this crap down. She is not getting the best of me. Please heeelp!
TIA
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Your idea of "What did you say?" is probably the best for now.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)It maybe them thinking about the budget- time to get rid of me and hire somone cheaper.
She is just being used as a pawn. I just have to weather the abuse and not screw up.
hlthe2b
(102,192 posts)about as ambiguous as it comes as it signifies nothing.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)is being the asshole, and I am the nice guy. I need to laugh a lot of it off- this will help- thanks!
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)Had a smart mouth know it all related-to-the-boss male coworker who had a need to poke at everything I said in a meeting or group or even one on one in the hallway.
I waited till he did it in a group of 4 of us, and said to him, in a friendly upbeat tone,
"are you being insigrievious with us?" and then turned to someone else and instantly started talking about the meeting subject.
The key to carrying it off was to have said everything in the right tone, with a smile, and then turning away and calmly talking to another person. Believe me, I had it planned out in my head.
Sure enough, the guy comes up to me in private and demands to know what "that word" meant.
I nicely told him to go look it up.
In the middle of the next days' meeting, he got in my face and loudly said " I looked it up a lot of places and there is NO such word!!"
and I said, in an offhand tone... " yes, I know".
while everyone stared at him for losing it in a meeting.
Worth a shot...and only if you think you can pull it off with the right tone.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)when answering her sometimes. She does ask "who did X or Y? in a pointed way- and it just occurred to me she is trying to divide my group. I work with a creative group and we make decisions together. So I will use "we and us" against this. Thank you!!
And I love your story- you are awesome. I can't believe I was scared of loungers, LOL.
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)a Broad Totally In Control of Herself.
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)Morning Dew
(6,539 posts)SwissTony
(2,560 posts)Though I dislike the first word, personally
dixiegrrrrl
(60,010 posts)I used it when I was holding evening group therapy sessions for resentful court ordered guys.
It defused potential gripe sessions, and got the group re-focused on why they were there.
JNelson6563
(28,151 posts)Texasgal
(17,042 posts)Seriously, comment on how well she did something or comment on how you like her shoes/hair/outfit etc.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)witch hunt to screw me over. Unfortunately, my company works this way when budgets are tight. I have a feeling they look at my salary and think they could hire 1 2/3 inexperienced people. They do not worry about the results or degredation of product. We used to get along great and someone put a bug in her ear- and it was someone important.
She;d probably get a raise if she could bust me screwing up or get me to quit.
Texasgal
(17,042 posts)I had a co-worker that was like that, she constantly berated my work and was our boss's back pocket.
I tried many things until I finally decided to go the kindness route. I think she was intimidated by me in the end. I kept it up and she ended up leaving for another job but not before hugging me and telling me how much she's miss me! GAH!
raccoon
(31,106 posts)Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)so, that is what I would say: That is very interesting can you expand on that?
but, if she basically called you a liar ...
perhaps something ... along the lines of:
excuse me, can you clarify that statement because I am not sure I understood you correctly ... ? I would really appreciate it.
also:
ask her:
do you know what is company protocol in a case such as this?
Do we have any policies and procedures for this incident?
Are you sure we are on the same page? I want to stay up to speed on this case.
stuff like that, yanno.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Unfortunately I am not in a position to discuss procedure (long story- but that is a losing battle at my work place- a thorny ssue as well) or go to HR unless it's a big one.
It's all been small stuff so far. But things are getting weirder by the day, we used to get along great.
LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)but when someone interrupts my conversation I usually let it go the first time. After that I tell them in no uncertain terms that I wasn't talking to them. This kind of person really irritates the piss out of me!
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)madmom
(9,681 posts)Chan790
(20,176 posts)"I don't know. {Janet} hasn't told me what I think yet."
"Hmm. Maybe we should ask {Janet}?
"I'm sure {Janet} would say we should {{do whatever your personal opinion would be.}}"
{{Argue the opposite of what you think}} <Let her butt in with the position you actually hold so you can cut her off to agree with her.>
Now she can't butt in because she makes herself the fool of the joke to do so. It's a nasty little shot across the bow of snark she can't take to upper management because she'd have to admit her previous poor conduct.
Call attention to her conduct, she won't like it one bit and you demonstrate that for whatever advantage she has in management on her side you out-possess it in wits.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)I will use X will know a few times. She does't know much, so that will be interesting!!
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)bettyellen
(47,209 posts)political, and the company will never admit it is happening. They would twist it that I was angry. I have to keep cool and not even think it. And then it will blow over.
hopemountain
(3,919 posts)rather than "what".
"why do you say that?" or "why do you think that?"
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)TuxedoKat
(3,818 posts)"Why would you say that or "Why would you say something like that?" Really puts them on the spot and gives you time to recover and shore up your defenses.
Another good one, if someone is constantly bragging about this or that is "How nice for you."
There is also, "Well, bless your heart." But that implies that the recipient isn't too smart. Use with caution.
Here are some online articles that might have some info:
http://theworkplacetherapist.com/ways-to-protect-yourself-from-untrustworthy-co-workers/ (This one looks good)
http://www.wikihow.com/Deal-With-Overly-Competitive-Colleagues
http://www.divinecaroline.com/life-etc/career-money/ten-tips-dealing-backstabbing-coworkers
http://humanresources.about.com/b/2013/02/04/deal-difficult-people.htm
Carolyn Kepcher wrote a book called Carolyn: 101 -- This book had a chapter on dealing with devious coworkers that I thought had some good advice.
Good luck!
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Aristus
(66,307 posts)"Wow! Feel better?"
raccoon
(31,106 posts)MissB
(15,805 posts)Confuses them. Or just thank them. That confuses them too.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)tavernier
(12,374 posts)then shake your head and say, "Barkin' mad", as you walk away.
Wounded Bear
(58,620 posts)"I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure that what you heard was exactly what I meant."
Then pause and add, "Can you get back to me on that?"
Be sure to smile graciously.
Iwillnevergiveup
(9,298 posts)"I see what you're saying."
Tells her you heard her, doesn't commit or engage you, and may leave her speechless.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Scuba
(53,475 posts)fglad
(25 posts)lastlib
(23,194 posts)raccoon
(31,106 posts)libodem
(19,288 posts)But it seems like the perfect opportunity to utter: "whatever" I know it is too rude, but I wish you could.
Some people just have that stubborn oppositional/ defiant streak, in their personality. Ick.
I feel for your difficult situation.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Iggo
(47,546 posts)Myrina
(12,296 posts)As the inimitable Flynn said in Tron: Legacy -- "Sometimes the only way to win is to refuse to play."
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Demo_Chris
(6,234 posts)You cannot lose. If she has a point you will have learned something, and if she's just being a prick everyone will recognize it.
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)bettyellen
(47,209 posts)Agschmid
(28,749 posts)ismnotwasm
(41,973 posts)I'm not from the South, but the is the greatest responses to that kind of thing ever.
hamsterjill
(15,220 posts)Of course her comments may not always be questions, but for the questions, the best comeback I've ever heard is simply "Why do you ask"? Said with a straight face and in a calm tone - followed by a complete and long (if necessary) silence while she wonders what to say next!
ms liberty
(8,572 posts)One I would add would be "Really? Would you elaborate?" That throws the ball back in her court. Alternatively, you might use the now famous, "please proceed" if the situation is right!
Dyedinthewoolliberal
(15,562 posts)you could have the Delegate talk to her or file a grievance. If not, talk to the HR department?
bettyellen
(47,209 posts)company is structured- they give free reign to assholes who act like it's a HS cafeteria. Seriously.
Thanks though!