Concerned mom wants to pay for son’s deflowering

[KamaAina]

http://blog.sfgate.com/hottopics/2013/07/19/concerned-mom-wants-to-pay-for-sons-deflowering/

Concerned that her son’s sex life (or lack thereof) is the only thing standing in the way of him being a popular guy in college, one Philly mom with no regard for personal boundaries offered on Craigslist to pay a girl to take his virginity before he ships off to Harvard.

Because losing your virginity magically transforms you from band geek to John Mayer-esque libertine. Just like that.

“I want to find a cute young girl to date him and turn him from high school nerd to cool college kid,” writes the concerned parent, apparently unaware of the website’s rules against propositioning paid sex. “He’s very handsome and extremely fit, he’s on the varsity cross country team so I’d say there’s almost zero body fat on him.”...

Concerned Mom promises to buy four concert tickets (two for pretend girlfriend and a pal, two for shy boy and a buddy) to manufacture a “chance meeting” for the would-be summer flingers. The girl (preferably 19, since over 20 is too scary for shy boy) will then seduce him and do the deed, the first of many teachable moments in various “sex positions” over the course of the summer.

You almost wonder why she just doesn't do the job herself.

[nolabear]

1. Paging Dr. Freud! Dr.Freud!

Jesus...

[theHandpuppet]

15. Yeah, no kidding

No doubt a candidate for Mother of the Year. Sheesh. Besides, maybe the kid really wants a boyfriend.

[Taverner]

23. My first thought too

Some moms are the Anti-Norma Bates

They want their son to have all the fun they wished they had

[Wounded Bear]

2. I thought that was the father's job....

I guess the Repubs were right about single parent households.

[rug]

8. I bet I know why he left.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

17. interesting.

very interesting comment.

the father's job ...

wow.

somehow it is creepy for the Mother to be concerned but, it would be A-OK for the Father to have posted or otherwise rectified the situation ...

is that what you are implying here?

[Wounded Bear]

19. Hello-o....

What part of is confusing you?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. Hello-o your own self ... what part of -this whole thread is stupid- is confusing you?

Please do not reply to me in this thread. I trashed it.

the little sarcasm smilie did give me pause ... but, then I couldn't tell if you were being sarcastic macho or just sarcastic to the whole notion or what exactly. so I thought I would ask. Since then, I decided the whole thread belonged in the trash.

The last line of the article rang false to me and I am wondering if the whole thing is just a joke on the internet.

[Chan790]

3. Creepy. n/t

[MicaelS]

4. This actually happened on an episode of "Cathouse"

The "Moonlite Bunny Ranch" series on HBO. A 40ish mother brought her 20ish son to the Bunny Ranch, and bought him a session with one of the "working girls" so he could "lose" his virginity.

[olddots]

5. can you imagine your parents helping you out of your virginity ?

I think my parents were virgins too .

[jmowreader]

6. This helicopter parenting thing has gone too far, I daresay

Listen close, parents: if you drive junior to after school functions, sit in your car till he is done, then drive him straight home, two things will happen. The fjrst is he will never have friends, because no one wants to associate with the kid whose mo is ten feet from the door, and will never be able to make friends. For life. The other is he will hook up with the wrong kind of woman. Turn on Lifetime, wait till one of the wife beater movies comes on, and flip the genders of the players to see what your son's life will be like.

[u4ic]

9. Helicopter parenting is the first thing I thought of, too

He's going to have to figure out dating on his own eventually. Or is mama going to pay for a wife for him as well? (Russian bride, anyone?)

[Lee-Lee]

10. If the kid is smart enough to go to Harvard

He will be smart enough to figure out what mom is pulling. In fact, since this went viral, I am sure he already has.

What would give him bigger hangups- being shy and a virgin, or being shy, a virgin, and the guy whose mom tried to buy him sex?

[In_The_Wind]

11. Methinks Mom is sick in teh head!

[rurallib]

12. surprised she didn't ask for a video for verification

[baldguy]

13. Forget Harvard - send him to the Univ of Buffalo

Legend has it that Baird Point will come crashing down if a virgin ever graduates. It's been there since 1970.

[KamaAina]

22. Nope. Gotta be NYU.

The statue of Garibaldi in Washington Square Park will pull its sword the rest of the way out of its scabbard if a virgin ever walks through the park.

[Major Nikon]

14. Oedipus, schmedipus. Any boy who loves his momma can't be all bad

[Paladin]

16. Bye, Mom. See you in fifty years or so....... (nt)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

18. A Hooker For Rocky --

Cher tried to do basically the same thing in the movie Mask -

[HappyMe]

21. Damn, she's creepy.

Run Harvard, run! Don't look back.

[Locut0s]

24. I've heard similar stories in the past...

Yeah creepy. What I needed at that time was a FRIEND to do something like this But your mother? Freud indeed.