MFM: what Kali calls a "girly-drink" calmed him down after his traumatic experience in the bathroom

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Oh, sure... I can hear you saying, "But, but, butt... EVERY day is a traumatic day with MFM in the bathroom."
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Don't think I can't.
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[olddots]

1. MFM where did you get that outfit ?

was that when you were in the Mummers Drinking Brigade ?

[MiddleFingerMom]

2. I don't like t'brag or nothin'... but I WAS rather legendary in the Mummers.

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They even coined a term in my honor.
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[femmocrat]

3. You got the moves, MFM!

What is the name of that, uh.... "dance"?

[Kali]

4. that's the one he does when he can't get the bathroom door open from the OUTSIDE

[Paulie]

5. With the bottles in hand what would be the hury?

Oh. Never mind.

[olddots]

6. At our age bathrooms are gyms

it takes us longer to work out .

[dixiegrrrrl]

7. But we HAVE to be surprisingly fast to make it in there in time..

(you older Moms will understand this).

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. Make it ON TIME?!?!?!? Oh...you.re funny. Yes,you are.

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(spoken as an older "-Mom".)
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[MiddleFingerMom]

9. It's the "que-que dance"... the one right after the "pee-pee dance"... ... proved to be insufficient

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You can tell by my, um... "fluid" moves.
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On a positive note... it certainly makes cops think twice about
putting you on their back seat.
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