Why isn't cliffordu being more forthcoming about this mysterious (and alleged) rash of his?

[MiddleFingerMom]

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Is it because it's a rug rash?
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http://www.democraticunderground.com/12592198
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[NYC_SKP]

1. OMG!

He's gonna catch hell whe he gets home!

[Kali]

2. are you sure you want to know

the guy rides a bike - not too many options for rash locations, unless it is road rash.

talcum powder, it's what's for riding

[MiddleFingerMom]

3. If it weren't for the talcum powder, I couldn't walk like... ... ... ... this.

[cliffordu]

4. Rug and I are friends, no more.

I have NEVER had a rash brought on or significantly infected by rug.

[pinboy3niner]

5. Key word: "significantly"

[rug]

6. Well, . . . . .

That's what I get for coming to your aid in a senior moment.

[cliffordu]

11. YOU were having a senior moment, too??

You really are a sweetie!!

[olddots]

7. will they be regestering at Sears ?

power tools or dinner plate settings are a good gift .

[MiddleFingerMom]

8. I like to give couples paper towels. People ALWAYS need paper towels.

[pinboy3niner]

9. I've found you can't go wrong with toilet paper

[pscot]

10. A ham is always welcome