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Stuart G

(38,403 posts)
Wed May 29, 2013, 06:14 PM May 2013

joke: Woman with a Quick Wit..pretty clean..

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Three Hell's Angels are sitting at a table in a transport cafe when in
walks a Nun and takes a seat next to them and begins to eat.
Astonished, one of them say's, "I went to my parents wedding last week
and we all got rat-assed."

Being quick on the uptake the second one says, "My dad says he will
marry my mom next year."

Despite this the Nun stays right where she is.

In desperation the third one says, "My old man will never ever marry my
mom."

The Nun looks up from her food and says, "Would one of you bastards
please pass the salt."

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