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Sat May 4, 2013, 06:11 PM

Need help identifying this weed, I've tried google...



Damn stuff is all over the back lot, pretty tough to kill. I cut it down, it grows back like a weed.

Once a month I pull it all out and burn it in the fire pit, but when I wake up the next day, there are a couple of hundred Deadheads camped out in my yard, and it's a pain in the ass to shoo them all away without having to buy something tie-died, and that stuff ain't cheap.


And the drumming keeps me up all night.


Help.

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Reply Need help identifying this weed, I've tried google... (Original post)
Ikonoklast May 2013 OP
Moondog May 2013 #1
Ikonoklast May 2013 #5
Moondog May 2013 #6
Ikonoklast May 2013 #13
Kali May 2013 #2
Ikonoklast May 2013 #7
Kali May 2013 #9
A HERETIC I AM May 2013 #3
Ikonoklast May 2013 #8
A HERETIC I AM May 2013 #11
Ikonoklast May 2013 #14
A HERETIC I AM May 2013 #16
Ikonoklast May 2013 #17
trof May 2013 #21
Ikonoklast May 2013 #22
Iggo May 2013 #4
Ikonoklast May 2013 #10
Iggo May 2013 #18
Ikonoklast May 2013 #19
Liberal Veteran May 2013 #12
Ikonoklast May 2013 #15
annabanana May 2013 #20

Response to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:13 PM

1. Where did you say you lived, again?

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Response to Moondog (Reply #1)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:22 PM

5. I'm not falling for that one again!

Bet you drive a Volkswagen van, doncha, hackeysack weirdo!

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #5)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:23 PM

6. German, yes. VW, no.

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Response to Moondog (Reply #6)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:44 PM

13. Well, as long as you don't try to sell me home-made jewelry or leather goods out of your trunk

and promise not to stay for a week playing a mandolin or the bongos or something at all hours, you can take all you can carry.


You could bring some pizza, it's hungry work burning all that stuff.



And Doritos.









Cool Ranch.




And Ding-Dongs.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:13 PM

2. send me a big box full

and I will see if I can do an ID for you. might take a while

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Response to Kali (Reply #2)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:24 PM

7. I rented a hay baler, you need to come get it yourself.

The smallest round bale weighs about a half-ton, kinda spendy to ship very far.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #7)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:33 PM

9. that's cool, I have a covered stock trailer

gonna need to rent a truck, just put a clutch in the beater and don't want to deal with whatever is next on that POS.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:14 PM

3. It's a Triffid.

It will kill you if given the chance.

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Response to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #3)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:28 PM

8. I dunno, seems pretty laid-back and docile to me.

Is there a poisonous variety?

Hate to get all itchy.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #8)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:38 PM

11. Just wait till night time...

and when you go blind.

Then you're screwed.

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Response to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #11)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:47 PM

14. What, you can distill this stuff?

Sounds like bad batch of Moonshine.

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Response to A HERETIC I AM (Reply #16)

Sat May 4, 2013, 07:03 PM

17. Oh, I know what you were talking about.

Triffids are what you cook with, right?

Keeps the pan out of the campfire.

See, I'm smart, not stupid like they say I am!

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #17)

Sat May 4, 2013, 07:40 PM

21. I think you're thinking of 'trivets'.

But a tripod would work better.

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Response to trof (Reply #21)

Sat May 4, 2013, 07:55 PM

22. Why would I use a tripod?

I'm not cooking a camera.


I don't need trivets, either, I'm not trying to build a skyscraper.




















Buncha weirdos.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:15 PM

4. The Kind.

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Response to Iggo (Reply #4)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:34 PM

10. ....of what?

THAT'S WHAT I ASKED, WHAT KIND?



Sheesh.

Are you people all on dope or something???

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Response to Ikonoklast (Reply #10)

Sat May 4, 2013, 07:26 PM

18. The KIND Kind, silly.

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Response to Iggo (Reply #18)

Sat May 4, 2013, 07:34 PM

19. I swear to God you people are all just fucking with me.

Here I am asking serious questions, and all I get is doubletalk in return.

I'm going to call on Monday and ask the county agricultural extension agent if can stop by and give me some REAL advice.

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Response to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:38 PM

12. Looks like wild parsley to me.

You should gather some up and make some fine Italian foods (preferably those inspired by the Olive Garden).

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Response to Liberal Veteran (Reply #12)

Sat May 4, 2013, 06:51 PM

15. Yep, you people are all on dope. Thought so.

Thanks for the advice, Hippy!





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Response to Ikonoklast (Original post)

Sat May 4, 2013, 07:36 PM

20. You win DU today!

Congrats

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