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In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 06:46 AM Apr 2013

Is it safe ...



I thought it was Spring!
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Is it safe ... (Original Post) In_The_Wind Apr 2013 OP
Good morning! Callmecrazy Apr 2013 #1
I thought it was ... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #2
Is it safe? mockmonkey Apr 2013 #3
I'm going back to my bed. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #4
more people die in bed than anywhere else. hobbit709 Apr 2013 #5
Well! I hope that I'm smiling while I die of old age. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #6
Have a toast before bed discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #11
Cheers In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #12
Just... mockmonkey Apr 2013 #7
I just imported a man to do all of that for me. In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #8
Cool discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #13
Excellent! In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #14
Marathon Man? discntnt_irny_srcsm Apr 2013 #9
Wow ... In_The_Wind Apr 2013 #10

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
2. I thought it was ...
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 07:28 AM
Apr 2013

[img][/img] Thank you! [img][/img]
Everything looked okay when I went to bed last night. What happened? Hold me!

mockmonkey

(2,815 posts)
3. Is it safe?
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 08:54 AM
Apr 2013

I'm asking you...

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discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)
11. Have a toast before bed
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 10:20 AM
Apr 2013
May those who love us love us.
And those that don’t love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn’t turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we’ll know them by their limping.


Cheers

In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
8. I just imported a man to do all of that for me.
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 09:23 AM
Apr 2013

He even brings me coffee (and everything else) in bed.
I removed the closet (sliding) doors. This place it too small.
Thinking about knocking down non_weight_bearing_interior walls to convert 3 bedrooms into two.

Maybe next year.

discntnt_irny_srcsm

(18,479 posts)
13. Cool
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 10:45 AM
Apr 2013
I have a mansion, forget the price.
Ain't never been there they tell me it's nice.
I live in hotels, tear out the walls.
I have accountants pay for it all.
They say I'm crazy, but I have a good time.
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime.
Life's been good to me so far.


In_The_Wind

(72,300 posts)
10. Wow ...
Sat Apr 20, 2013, 10:04 AM
Apr 2013
No. It's not safe, it's... very dangerous, be careful.
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Babe: Listen, I want you to rob my apartment.
Melendez: [laughs] Why?
Babe: There are some guys out there after me, I got a gun in my desk drawer, and I want you to get me some clothes.
Melendez: What's in there for me, man?
Babe: I got a TV set, I got a hi-fi, you can take it all. Do it.
Melendez: What's the catch?
Babe: The catch is it's dangerous. Please do it.
Melendez: That ain't the catch. It's the fun.

___Snip___


Melendez: Blow it out your ass, motherfucker!

Babe: It isn't safe.


___ Snip ___

Janeway: He kept himself alive long enough to tell you something. Now what did he say to you?
Babe: He didn't say anything.
Janeway: He must've said something. Tell me what he said!
Babe: [screams] Nothing!

Janeway: [tantrums] Shit!
[Janeway arrives back at Szell's hideout where Karl and Erhard are waiting; Janeway is revealed as a double agent, which horrifies Babe even more]
Babe: [screams to Janeway] You killed him! You killed him! You killed him! You killed him! You fucking killed him! You killed my brother!


OMG!

Back to bed!
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