"Man being interviewed on TV about Boston bombers forgot to hide his huge pink dildo."

[WilliamPitt]

"Thank you, random Bostonian being interviewed by the BBC about the bombing suspects, thank you for bringing a small amount of joy into this horrible day. Without you, today would have been entirely free of awkwardly placed dildos, or possibly giant pink joke water bottles, and we would have no one to laugh at. But you, you noble bastard, you have given us someone to mock, someone to laugh at, and something to help us momentarily forget the horrors of this week. Thank you, you awkward little weirdo. Thank you."

http://www.happyplace.com/23282/man-being-interviewed-about-boston-bombers-forgot-to-hide-his-huge-pink-penis-shaped-water-bottle

Yes, this is real.

[Scuba]

1. Forgot to hide? Or "strategically placed"?

[In_The_Wind]

2. Maybe he is trolling for a little action.

[fizzgig]

3. i have a martini shaker that looks just like that

[Moondog]

4. That must be a fun thing to use when company's over . . . .

[BainsBane]

20. my roommate in college had a bong in that shape

It was brown though.

[Arugula Latte]

5. Maybe he's a fan of brightly colored novelty mushrooms ...

We must consider all possibilities here, and not jump to conclusions, after all.

[Baitball Blogger]

6. OMG.

[d_r]

7. it looks like some kind of public place

big white board, coffee set up on the table.

[In_The_Wind]

8. The bookcase is a nice touch.

[Digit]

27. I had to read your post 3 times before I realized it said "PUBLIC"

That's when it finally made sense...

I don't know whether I need glasses or my brain cleansed.

[LiberalElite]

30. Looks like the dildo is on a refrigerator on some program being broadcast on TV to me

[SwissTony]

9. Like many cities, Adelaide (South Australia) has a free local newspaper.

It's called The Messenger. A young woman won some bed linen. The photographer apparently thought it would nice to take a photo of the happy young woman sitting on her bed, holding her prize (0% pornography in the idea). Unfortunately. the bed she was photographed on had a headboard which had vertical struts. Attached to one of the struts was a pair of handcuffs...

Ooops.

[Skittles]

10. f*** how I love Boston

[name not needed]

11. Of course, it's company policy never to imply ownership in the event of a dildo.

We have to use the indefinite article, "a dildo", never … your dildo.

[ohnoyoudidnt]

12. lol nt

[denbot]

17. Double points for the Fight Club reference

Well played

[Lady Freedom Returns]

13. In a time when we are being saturated with nightmares...

To find such a little, "say what????" type of thing is a blessing in disguise.

[LiberalEsto]

14. How totally tacky

You'd think that someone purchasing a huge dildo would have the good taste to purchase one in an unobtrusive shade, perhaps a soft mint green or taupe.

[Bucky]

22. Well, you need a color that's easy to see if it falls out while you're looking the other direction

Oh, no, I've said too much.

[Raine1967]

15. ROFL -- needed levity! eom

[lastlib]

16. I ain't pressin' that.................

YOU can if you want to, but I ain't gonna! unh-unh, NO!

[nolabear]

18. HAHAHAHA!!! Thanks Will, for the-er-uplifting posts today. Much needed.

[BainsBane]

19. What good does it do on the fridge?

Not very handy to the bedroom.

[Bucky]

21. Oh you are so sweet and naive about the corrupt ways of this world

Don't ever change, Bane. Don't ever lose that innocense.

[BainsBane]

23. lol

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I guess I live a sheltered life. I keep mine in my nightstand.

[Purrfessor]

26. It's a coffee stirrer, or a muddler, or possibly...

A mortar and penis.

[ConcernedCanuk]

24. First of all, this wouldn't "wash" anywhere cept da Lounge

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Hardly a credible "news" source

anyhoo, did anyone follow the link?

only supposed "quote"

""They were quiet, they kept to themselves. They didn't like my big pink novelty dicks.""

big deal, true or not. . . .

CC

[alphafemale]

25. Camera operators are some of the most observant people in the world. lol nt

[Ian David]

28. This should be a new meme where we photoshop pink dildos into other interviews and stuff.

[SeattleVet]

32. Too late!

There's already a giant pink dildo in the photo labeled "9:05 AM".

[Ian David]

33. Hah! n/t

[LiberalElite]

29. Isn't that dildo on a fridge on a large flat TV screen?

[Incitatus]

31. That looks like s dry erase board. nt