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(53,475 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)At the time of writing I am not a pretty sight;
My body is all black and blue, my face a deathly grey,
So I write this note to say why Paddy's not at work today.
While working on the 14th floor, some bricks I had to clear;
To throw them down from off the top seemed like a good idea;
But the foreman wasn't very pleased, he was an awkward sod,
And he said I had to cart them down a ladder in my hod.
Now, to clear away these bricks by hand to me seemed very slow,
So I hoisted up a barrel and secured the rope below;
But in my haste to do the job, I was too blind to see
That a barrel full of building bricks was heavier than me.
So when I had untied the rope, the barrel fell like lead;
Hanging tightly to the rope I started up instead;
I sped off like a rocket, and to dismay I found
That halfway up I met the bloody barrel coming down.
Now, the barrel broke my shoulder as to the ground it sped,
When I reached the top I banged the pulley with my head;
I held on tight, though numb with shock from this almighty blow,
And the barrel spilled out half its load, 14 floors below.
Well, when the bricks had fallen from the barrel to the floor,
I then outweighed the barrel, and it started up once more;
I held on tightly to the rope, as I flew towards the ground,
And I landed on the broken bricks that were scattered all around.
As I lay there moaning on the bricks, I thought I'd passed the worst,
But when the barrel reached the top was when the bottom burst;
A shower of bricks came down on me, I didn't have a hope,
And in all of the confusion, I let go the bloody rope.
The barrel again being heavier, it started down once more,
And landed right on top of me as I lay there on the floor;
It broke three ribs and my left arm, and I can only say,
That I hope you understand why Paddy's not at work today.
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baldguy
(36,649 posts)Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)Response to MrScorpio (Original post)
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LeftofObama
(4,243 posts)and only prune juice to wash it down. What did you expect?
Tuesday Afternoon
(56,912 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)Otherwise got nothin'
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)sarge43
(28,941 posts)The paperwork outweighed the train.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)That's why I like being the boss.
My only paperwork is: Checking permits and sending in bills after the job is done.
sarge43
(28,941 posts)Re Aircraft Accident Board. The investigation isn't completed until the paperwork outweighs the plane. It's just about true. Hell, the regulation itself outweighs the pilot.
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)I rarely fly if I can drive.
HappyMe
(20,277 posts)I thought turkeys could fly!
In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)just sayin'
Callmecrazy
(3,065 posts)In_The_Wind
(72,300 posts)Brigid
(17,621 posts)Honest.
Major Nikon
(36,827 posts)IrishEyes
(3,275 posts)Jake: Oh, please, don't kill us! Please, please don't kill us! You know I love you baby. I wouldn't leave ya. It wasn't my fault!
Mystery Woman: You miserable slug! You think you can talk your way out of this? You betrayed me.
Jake: No, I didn't. Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locusts! IT WASN'T MY FAULT, I SWEAR TO GOD!
Phentex
(16,334 posts)so it could not have been me!
EvilAL
(1,437 posts)that there wasn't any excuse for me.
edbermac
(15,936 posts)ohiosmith
(24,262 posts)Lady Freedom Returns
(14,120 posts)OH!
"The Devil! YES! The devil made me do it!"
LiberalEsto
(22,845 posts)but if you're referring to taxes, I filed ours back in February.
Loryn
(943 posts)olddots
(10,237 posts)My fusion generator was on the fritz and the shmengars were frozen.
kwassa
(23,340 posts)Bertha Venation
(21,484 posts)The Velveteen Ocelot
(115,659 posts)Whatever it was that I was supposed to have, the dog ate it.
Kali
(55,007 posts)and guys were working on trucks
nolabear
(41,959 posts)Why? What did you hear?
applegrove
(118,589 posts)Jasana
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Apophis
(1,407 posts)bluedigger
(17,086 posts)rrneck
(17,671 posts)davsand
(13,421 posts)I'm SURE I set it!
Laura
hobbit709
(41,694 posts)lindysalsagal
(20,647 posts)Recovered Repug
(1,518 posts)It's just that I don't care.