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red dog 1

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Thu Feb 21, 2013, 11:58 PM Feb 2013

Off Course I won't Laugh

Last edited Fri Feb 22, 2013, 04:01 PM - Edit history (3)

"Of course I won't laugh," said the nurse, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."

"Okay then," said Fred, a big man almost 60 years old as he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest 'man thingy' the nurse had ever seen.

It's length and width. It couldn't have been bigger than an AAA battery.
Unable to control herself, the nurse started giggling, then fell to the floor laughing.

Five minutes later she was able to struggle to her feet and regain her composure.
"I am so sorry," she said. "I don't know what came over me.
On my honor as a nurse and a lady I promise it won't happen again. Now, tell me, what seems to be the problem?

"It's swollen," Fred replied.

The nurse ran out of the room.

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Off Course I won't Laugh (Original Post) red dog 1 Feb 2013 OP
sigh In_The_Wind Feb 2013 #1
I dated that guy! HeiressofBickworth Feb 2013 #2
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