So,.....does anyone here know the ins and outs of making a porno?

[ohiosmith]

[Gorp]

1. I think "ins and outs" are kind of the point.

[ohiosmith]

2. Indeed!

[kentauros]

3. First,

you have to fly to Uranus.

[ohiosmith]

4. That'd be quite a trip! Couldn't I just shoot for the moon?

[HarveyDarkey]

8. As long as the sho(o)t involves money

[ohiosmith]

9. Ah ha! The money shot!

[Gorp]

5. Like the starship Enterprise and toilet paper...

Both circle around Uranus wiping up Klingons.

[In_The_Wind]

6. only from what I've read

there are no nude shots

anywhere

however, if you care to discuss the story line

[ohiosmith]

7. We need a story? Fuck me!

[In_The_Wind]

10. ok

we already have our story
Oh and, just so you know

was only making a suggestion because porn for the sake of porn

is about as worthless as a fuck simply for the sake of getting off.

[ohiosmith]

11. Dig it! Oh,....wait,....that's another thread!

[In_The_Wind]

12. spoon

first, remember

the nape of my neck . . .

[ohiosmith]

13. Not with an audience!

[In_The_Wind]

14. I agree

[ohiosmith]

15. I guess my porn career will have to be behind the camera!

[Callmecrazy]

16. Somebody spray these two down with a hose.

I'm getting the vapors reading this thread.

[In_The_Wind]

21. .

[img][/img] thank you, Callmecrazy

[In_The_Wind]

18. and mine in the directors chair next to you

[pipi_k]

17. I don't, but...

I know someone who does, and I hope I never see him at a family function again.

My son told me one time that one of his wife's brothers had starred in a few porn movies.

I had only met him once, at Christmas time years ago. Thank goodness he lives out on the West coast.

So anyway, one day Mr Pipi is flipping through the TV channels looking for something to watch, and just by chance (or so he claimed) he landed on one of those x-rated channels where, much to our mixed amusement and disgust, there was my son's brother-in-law.

He has a very distinctive...

face.

And, I discovered, a HUGE...well...

If I ever see him in person again, I don't know if I'll be able to look him in the eye.

[struggle4progress]

19. Decide first who your audience is

[Tuesday Afternoon]

20. well, she really showed them a thing or two!

[Tuesday Afternoon]

22. something to do with camera angles

and slow motion. Timing is everything.

[In_The_Wind]

23. *notes for the director* timing is everything

slow seduction

[Thor_MN]

24. Someone once told me it was like riding a bicycle

but I have done three 150 mile charity rides and don't think they compare at all....

[TrogL]

25. The biggest problems are lighting and location

Too much light and the actors' skin looks too shiny. To little light and you can't see what's going on and the money shot often ends up out of focus. Too many lights and you'll start blowing circuits and making people like landlords wonder what's going on.

I prefer to shoot outdoors but it's difficult to find a location. The Parks department is extremely cooperative as long as they're allowed to look on, but some actors find this distracting.

[Grantuspeace]

26. You have to have cleaver or punny names. I work under the alias Angus Burger.

Errr..... I mean that is my porn name. Lol

[agracie]

27. A cleaver name in a porn video ? Better hope the director never...

yells "Cut".