Just accidentally almost knock myself out

[Alleycat]

I was going down and my golden retriever decided to come up. She head butted me in the nose. I stumbled back a few steps and felt myself go all woozy for a few seconds. My nose has a gash on it and hurts like hell. By the way the dog is fine!

[Liberal_in_LA]

1. darn dogs! Sit down. Rest a bit.

[Alleycat]

2. Yea I have some ice on it now.

Nose will look great if I finally get a job interview!

[Liberal_in_LA]

3. ...and it's not your fault. It's the dog's fault. naughty dog

[Alleycat]

5. She is now trying to be all nice and lovey!

[HopeHoops]

4. Hell, I've had my cats do that to me.

[Alleycat]

6. What sucks the most is ....

the gash is right were my reading glasses sit!

[HopeHoops]

7. Our second eldest was pissed when the next oldest (kitten) entered the house...

She was on our bed and I asked, "Do you like your little sister?" She slashed me over the face (major wounds) and ripped my glasses off. Without the glasses, I probably would have lost an eye. They're best friends now, but that was some years ago.

My big guy has become very possessive of his spot under my right arm. He threw the sheltie off the spot this morning and took his place. You don't fuck with cats. You just don't fuck with cats. I do anyway, but they always win, and DAMN do they get pissed when you're faster!!!!

[Liberal_in_LA]

8. it's risky to talk shit to a cat when their claws are within reach of your face

[Alleycat]

10. Ain't that the truth!

[HopeHoops]

12. I was trying to ease the transition. It didn't work out that way.

My big boy threw the sheltie off the bed this morning. She was in "his" spot. This is a cat you do NOT fuck with.

[Alleycat]

11. Well you did ask him a question

and he answered!

[HopeHoops]

14. Her. I was trying to ease the transition. Let's just say it didn't work out so well.

[alarimer]

9. Ouch!

I don't have a dog, but I do have a cat who likes to get underfoot, especially in the morning when I am half asleep. I have nearly tripped over him I don't know many times.

[Alleycat]

13. I think some of mine do it on purpose...

then they all get together and laugh about it!