Seriously, this is how bad the scratches are from my cats

[LynneSin]

I had my yearly woman checkup and I had a new doctor - she wondered if I had a tumor removed from the top of my chest.

I kid you not!

[HopeHoops]

1. Tittie scratches? TITTIE SCRATCHES? You need to roll the fuckers over and give them belly rubs!

EVERY cat likes belly rubs, whether they admit it or not.

[madinmaryland]

2. Hell YES!! They always succumb to a good tummy rub!!

[HopeHoops]

3. The sheltie is the belly rub slut. She'll push your hand down to get her belly rubbed.

No, she's not fixed. We may breed her at some point (with a blue mearle). She LIVES for belly rubs. She'll be passed out and snoring but somehow roll over as you're on your way to the bathroom so she can get a foot rub on her belly. Peter, on the other hand, thinks that's a good excuse to turn into a pin cushion with teeth.

[southerncrone]

4. Seriously, BE CAREFUL with these cat scratches.

There IS such a thing as Cat Scratch Fever (sans Nugent)! My husband got it 30 yrs ago when we had a new kitten. He would play w/kitty & cat would scratch up his hands. He then developed infection pockets in his lymph system & had to have lymph nodes removed in his armpit, a fairly major surgery then. It is not something to take lightly! No joke.