Mitt aka 'Buckwheat' Romney to take time off from campaigning

[formercia]

in order to get Circumcised.

This way, he can claim to be Jewish...or Muslim, depending on his audience at the moment.

[Baitball Blogger]

1. That's dedication.

Going the yarmulke way would have been easier, but it might have closed off the Muslim vote.

[formercia]

6. For the Muslim vote, he gets a name change:

Kareem bin Wheat.

[LiberalEsto]

2. Will he get it spray-tanned?

People are panting to find out.

not

[ohiosmith]

3. What will they do? Cut his ears off?

5.....4......3.....2....1....

[formercia]

4. Or do you Scalp a Dick Head?

The thought of a hairy Foreskin is too much to envision.

[geardaddy]

5. Maybe the mohel's scalpel will slip.