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pinboy3niner

(53,339 posts)
Fri Aug 31, 2012, 11:41 PM Aug 2012

Who stole my chair?

It was here just a little while ago, but it's not here now.

Neighbors tell me they saw a suspicious character lurking nearby around the time my chair disappeared. Based on their descriptions, the local Sheriff's Department artist made a sketch of the possible perp:



If anyone has seen this man, please call the Sheriff's Department.

I want my chair back!

WAIT! I've just received an update. Perp may now be wearing a red-and-white striped shirt. Please keep your eyes open. WHERE'S THE PERP?

And where's Dirty Harry when you need him?

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