You can win $100 million if you survive for 20 minutes with one of these

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Which do you pick?

12 votes, 1 pass | Time left: Unlimited
	Grizzly Bear
	2 (17%)
	Tiger
	2 (17%)
	Hippo
	2 (17%)
	Crocodile
	4 (33%)
	I wouldn't know what to do with that much money.
	2 (17%)
	1 DU member did not wish to select any of the options provided.
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[EYESORE 9001]

1. I'll pass. Keep the money.

[Blue Owl]

3. If you're not gonna be around to spend the money, why bother?

And also, maybe spare yourself some intense pain...

[milestogo]

4. The money is for the medical bills after they put you back together.

[EYESORE 9001]

5. I couldn't decide which appendage(s) I could do without

No amount of money could provide more than a prosthetic limb - although you could afford a really nice one

[milestogo]

2. Lots of tiger votes

Apparently a lot of us think we can "here kitty kitty" into sweetness.

[rubbersole]

6. Would it take 20 minutes...

..to put your head between your legs and kiss your ass goodbye?

[Docreed2003]

7. What are the rules? Like is evasion possible?

How close are we talking and do I have a tree to climb?

If that's the case, give me the croc all day every day!

[Runningdawg]

8. I believe the cat would provide the quickest, cleanest death.

[highplainsdem]

9. A healthy human can outrun a croc on dry land. They can't outrun the other three.

Otoh, the croc would definitely have the advantage in water, and probably in mud.

[milestogo]

10. Excellent point.

However, if they grab hold of you and get you in the water, you will drown.

[highplainsdem]

12. Or you could fall while running away and be hurt too bad by the fall to

continue running.

Someone who thinks they can get close to a croc or gator and easily run away is just one slip away from finding out that was a mistake.

[Ocelot II]

15. If you have a friend with you, you just have to be faster than the friend.

[Iggo]

11. In water, the hippo might as well be a grizzly bear.

[highplainsdem]

13. Hippos can outrun humans on dry land.

[Iggo]

16. That, too.

But

[Ocelot II]

14. Tigers can and do hunt in water.

You aren't safe anywhere from any of them, except in a tree if you're being hunted by a hippo or a croc.

[Niagara]

17. I choose the tiger.

I have the ability to put all types of cats into sleepy mode.



I even put Mufasa into sleepy mode in 2016, a few years before he passed away.

[Maraya1969]

18. I picked bear because I could play dead or make like I'm real big

and scream at him. Or he could eat me.

[BluesRunTheGame]

19. I'll settle for $100,000 to spend 20 minutes with one of these...

[Niagara]

20. Wowzers!

[Phentex]

21. I feel like I can relate to the hippo?

maybe ride on it