Best job interview question you've been asked:

[undeterred]

Is there anything you WON'T do?

[Liberal Veteran]

1. Can you start tomorrow?

[Ikonoklast]

5. We'll finish filling out all this paperwork tomorrow.

Can you start NOW?


I did.

[Hassin Bin Sober]

2. "You wanna get your feet off my desk?"

or

"Have you been drinking?"

[Kali]

3. I don't have many job-seeking experiences (very lucky to be where I am)

but I can tell you the worst, ego-shattering rejection I got. Not qualified. For a position at a transfer station. Yes that is correct - not fit to work at the dump.

[ohiosmith]

4. What a lot of rubbish!

[HopeHoops]

6. "What is the air-speed velocity of an unladened swallow?"

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

8. Trick question: African or European swallow?

But it's a way to turn the questioning back on the HR person.

[HopeHoops]

9. That was my response. I got that job.

[LynneSin]

7. You want to grab a beer with the rest of the group?

Seriously - first real job interview I went out for drinks afterwards with the team I was to work with. Sweet

[Mr.Bill]

10. Laid my portfolio of work on the desk, he looked at it for a few minutes and said...

I'm impressed, you're hired. How much do you want?