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Related: Culture Forums, Support ForumsIt took me until 4:45pm today to realize I came to work with my underwear on backwards
Like butt-in-the-front backwards.
Only 15 minutes left to go, so I'm keeping it that way
seabeyond
(110,159 posts)thinking about it. though not a thought all day.
that gave me a chuckle. thanks
arcane1
(38,613 posts)And did I ever!
HarveyDarkey
(9,077 posts)I would have known it after my 2nd cup of coffee.
Just sayin'
Baitball Blogger
(46,700 posts)I knew I was down to my normal weight after a pregnancy, when I went through the day wearing a leg opening as a waistband.
arcane1
(38,613 posts)ailsagirl
(22,896 posts)Last edited Wed Aug 22, 2012, 01:46 AM - Edit history (1)
That's priceless-- and kinda cute.
Thanks for sharing.
struggle4progress
(118,278 posts)HERVEPA
(6,107 posts)struggle4progress
(118,278 posts)it reduces the number of chairs broken in drunken brawls, so saves money on furniture
HERVEPA
(6,107 posts)struggle4progress
(118,278 posts)alarimer
(16,245 posts)Honeycombe8
(37,648 posts)Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)when she was working the midnight shift in a major city ER of a trauma center. She had been there too long on that shift, and this is when she realized it. She was half way through her shift when she realized she had two different shoes on----and one was a laced shoe and the other was a buckled shoe. Now how the hell do you do THAT!
But you made me laugh! Thanks.
Flaxbee
(13,661 posts)We all went to a play on Broadway, then went to Mamma Leone's for dinner... after dinner we were standing on the restaurant steps and my friend's father had one foot on the bottom step, and one on the top ... my friend asked her dad why he was standing like that so he stepped up - he had on one off-white lace-up shoe, and one burgundy lace-up shoe. He was a teacher and wore these soft-soled shoes all the time and had about ten pairs; he brought two to NYC and had accidentally put one red shoe, and one white shoe on. He was wearing a red and white seersucker suit (it was summer). Poor man looked like a clown. We all about died right there on the pavement because he hadn't noticed until after dinner, though being a very self-conscious teenager, I was mortified.
Curmudgeoness
(18,219 posts)when you are a teen. LOL. But at least his shoes both matched his outfit. I am sure he was as mortified as you were even if he laughed it off----the benefit of getting older.
whistler162
(11,155 posts)Lori Singer like Tom Hanks was.
mykpart
(3,879 posts)with my underwear wrongside out. And more than once in my houseshoes. Backwards underwear isn't such a bad thing.
nolabear
(41,959 posts)Or you have a teeny butt.
Well?
arcane1
(38,613 posts)bluesbassman
(19,370 posts)Went to work real early one morning, didn't turn on the light in the bedroom 'cause the wife was still sleep. Spent the morning working hard, and about noon took a little break and put my feet up on the desk. Right, one brown shoe and one black shoe. Stayed pretty much at my desk for the rest of the day.
davsand
(13,421 posts)That was always one of my Dad's silly sayings. He'd notice a pair of socks that didn't match and he'd say, "Hope you like them, I gotta second pair just like them at home!"
I really miss his silly sense of humor sometimes.
Laura
mysuzuki2
(3,521 posts)You knew someone was going to say it.
La Lioness Priyanka
(53,866 posts)boxers though, right?
arcane1
(38,613 posts)pinboy3niner
(53,339 posts)How do they expect you to read the label if it isn't in the front? ANSWER ME THAT! D'oh!
Buncha idiots that just can't grasp the label-in-front logic. How do you stand them?
eppur_se_muova
(36,259 posts)Unless you've got some really strange bladder condition, in which case confusion is understandable.
trof
(54,256 posts)It matters.