Caption this!

[undeterred]

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/aus/3194092962.html

[rug]

1. Samantha realized to her surprise that the craigslist personal ad was not hyperbole.

[undeterred]

4. He was hung like a...

well, like a horse.

[Dr. Strange]

2. A horse is a horse, of course, of course,

And no one can talk to a horse of course
That is, of course, unless the horse is in your apartment.

[Incitatus]

3. So long security deposit. nt

[Redford]

6. Good one!

[RedStateLiberal]

5. Rafalca has been a shut-in since her embarrassment.

Her owner chose Paul Ryan as VP.

[Xipe Totec]

7. Stable relationship nt

[RedStateLiberal]

8. As the old saying goes...

You can lead a horse to your apartment, but you can't make him do the dishes.

[HopeHoops]

9. "Ya shudn' a ratted us out Vinnie."

[icymist]

10. Unlike Mitt and Seamus, Ann has other plans for Rafalca!

Because she didn't win gold, she now has to live like a commoner in a (((gasp))) middle class apartment!!! The immeadiate neighbors are dismayed about having to live next door to a casual dropper. Mrs. Romney was quoted as saying "I don't give a $h*t!" but the carpet stains indicate otherwise.

[Sanity Claws]

11. What a nightmare I had!

[sarge43]

12. Does this mean we have a stable relationship?