*** Gets out her Staple Gun and hangs the sign for Today's Lunch Specials at the DU Cafeteria ***

[LynneSin]

[Scuba]

1. I try to avoid fried foods. Especially this one.

[Gidney N Cloyd]

2. Gotta get there early and grab a stool at the counter.

[LynneSin]

3. I heard the stools are very hard!

[jp11]

4. But it is breakfast time.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. It looks more frozen enema than fried enema.

[yellowcanine]

6. Yum.

[RedCloud]

7. I didn't see that at my favorite restaurant!

[6000eliot]

8. I prefer my enema broiled, thank you.

[HopeHoops]

9. I don't even WANT to know what that's supposed to mean.

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

10. I think it means "SPAM"

At least I hope so.