Kate Beckinsale looking snakelike in a gown.

[Baitball Blogger]

Total Recall Info here:http://www.laineygossip.com/Articles/Details/24252/Kate-Beckinsale-wears-snakeskin-dress-to-Total-Recall-premiere

[Angry Dragon]

1. She is just trying to turn more people into snake lovers

Looking good

[twizzler]

2. Well, if that's her plan

she just turned me into a snake lover and I hate the damn things.
Couple of other movies she looked hot in: Click and Van Helsing.

Grrrrrrrrrrowl.

[HopeHoops]

3. That's rather cute - except for the "WARNING STAY THE FUCK OUT" line at the bottom.

Context? The black and yellow thing says "DON'T TOUCH!"

[TwilightGardener]

4. Instead of snapping pictures, they should rescue her. She's almost

been swallowed, poor gal.

[Baitball Blogger]

5. I think she's trying out for Anaconda 4.

Real amateur stuff, though, coming from a seasoned actress. Unlike Kristen Stewart who masterfully fucked up her personal life and won the role of a lifetime:

Kristen Stewart In 'Lie Down In Darkness'? 'Twilight' Star Reportedly Nabs Role Sought By Jennifer Lawrence

Styron's novel focuses on a dysfunctional family living in Virginia. Stewart would play Peyton Loftis, the protagonist of the book and the troubled daughter of the clan. The tragic book is ripe for some major scene-stealing, as Stewart herself noted in an interview with Elle earlier this year.

"They're the most f--ked-up family," she said. "There's a script adaptation, and it's good. Two people vying for the part (of the father) are Daniel Day-Lewis and Colin Firth. Daniel would be perfect."

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/08/02/kristen-stewart-lie-down-in-darkness_n_1733985.html

Though, you have to take the huffy post with a grain of salt. They were claiming that KS had destroyed her own career.

[petronius]

6. If that snake needs any help moulting, I'm a trained herpetologist

(Or anything else she wants me to be...)

[pinboy3niner]

7. If only they could bottle that...

http://teamfroz.blogspot.com/2010/07/my-neighbours.html

[MissMarple]

8. Oh, good heavans, don't tell Honey Badger!

That little rascal has been all over DU.