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Sherman A1

(38,958 posts) Mon Nov 29, 2021, 11:53 AM Nov 2021

My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments.

If only I had known of her history of violins.............

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My ex used to hit me with stringed instruments. (Original Post) Sherman A1 Nov 2021 OP

i expected this was going to be a joke since it was posted in the lounge but still ugh. efhmc Nov 2021 #1

I was expecting the... IrishAfricanAmerican Nov 2021 #2

I knew something was coming but I still laughed out loud. Tomconroy Nov 2021 #3

she was out of line! Blues Heron Nov 2021 #4

Bass humor ... surrealAmerican Nov 2021 #5

Then there was the city that passed a law forbidding any live musical abqtommy Nov 2021 #6

I hope the make-up sax was good lame54 Nov 2021 #7

Stop harping on this. nt, ha JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2021 #8

Your ex, huh? Did she leave with the your lute? JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2021 #9

Did you ever ask her to double stop? Blue Owl Nov 2021 #10

efhmc

(14,725 posts)

1. i expected this was going to be a joke since it was posted in the lounge but still ugh.

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 11:55 AM

Nov 2021

IrishAfricanAmerican

(3,815 posts)

2. I was expecting the...

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 12:12 PM

Nov 2021

"first a Fender" punchline.

Tomconroy

(7,611 posts)

3. I knew something was coming but I still laughed out loud.

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 12:22 PM

Nov 2021

Blues Heron

(5,931 posts)

4. she was out of line!

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 12:49 PM

Nov 2021

surrealAmerican

(11,360 posts)

5. Bass humor ...

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 02:54 PM

Nov 2021

... it's what we expect here in the lounge.

abqtommy

(14,118 posts)

6. Then there was the city that passed a law forbidding any live musical

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 02:57 PM

Nov 2021

performance in public. They felt there was too much sax and violins in the streets!

lame54

(35,285 posts)

7. I hope the make-up sax was good

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 03:27 PM

Nov 2021

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,338 posts)

8. Stop harping on this. nt, ha

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 07:18 PM

Nov 2021

JustABozoOnThisBus

(23,338 posts)

9. Your ex, huh? Did she leave with the your lute?

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Mon Nov 29, 2021, 07:19 PM

Nov 2021

Blue Owl

(50,351 posts)

10. Did you ever ask her to double stop?

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Tue Nov 30, 2021, 01:00 AM

Nov 2021

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