Why can't it be Axe?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

P&G is recalling its Old Spice and Secret antiperspirant sprays after it detected benzene, a cancer-causing chemical

Link to tweet

And... "Below Deck"? To what body parts is that to be applied?

[Ocelot II]

1. Isn't Axe a mixture of benzene, MEK and urine?

[mahatmakanejeeves]

4. I've, uh, seen that.

Back in the Before Times, when I took public transit to "work," it occasionally occurred that I got to share a bus or subway car with an Axe user. That stuff fills whatever vehicle the user is on.

I suppose moms like it for the birth control it provides for teenage boys. No one can get close to that.

[TlalocW]

3. I can't either

I think Old Spice is the only thing I'm allergic to, or I'm just very sensitive to it.

TlalocW

[Shermann]

6. I'd rather have body odor than cancer!

- Captain Obvious

[I_UndergroundPanther]

7. I would be really pissed off

If old spice recalled thier night panther body wash.
I love the scent..and the name of it is awesome.
Without having to write my name panther on it everyone knows its mine.😸