Thought I was going to have an encounter with the fuzz tonight.

[LuckyCharms]

I was really booking down the highway with my old lady in my souped up Chevy. She was riding shotgun. I didn't notice the fuzz sitting behind a billboard.

[Kali]

1. bitchin', man

[LuckyCharms]

3. Outta sight!

[captain queeg]

2. Sounds like the words of a song.

[Enter stage left]

4. Look up "Valentine 1"...

been running radar detectors since early fuzzbuster in 1978.

Use Super Snooper, Escorts, Passports, tried Cobras (back then not worth shit) & in 1998 went to a V-1.

NOTHING is better. I have driven well over 2000 miles in the western US at speeds exceeding 100 mph since 1985. Many were in Nevada (didn't have speed limits for a long time).

The V-1 warns before most cops get out of bed in the AM.

You will have to pry it off my cold dead dashboard. It is like magic, & if there were flying monkeys, it would warn against them as well.

DISCLAIMER: just a consumer, no link to V-1.

PS; used to race sports cars with the Sports Car Club of America (SCCA) very successfully. I held numerous class records on numerous tracks. So don't flame me for what I did 15-25 years ago.

PSS: haven't had a moving violation since 1972. Perfect driving record since then.

[onethatcares]

6. question

did you ever race at the Reading Airport track?

Whoops, I may have answered by own question by fully reading your reply.

I was thinking more like 1962-1967 era

[Frasier Balzov]

5. You can't fool with the law Milner.

[gratuitous]

7. My dad said, "Son, you're gonna drive me to drinkin'"

If you don't stop drivin' that Hot Rod Lincoln.