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Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:03 PM

"When you kill a fly." (Sarcasm)

"When you kill a fly, it will fall to the ground, maybe writhe in pain a little, and die.

A fly then flies past the dead fly, and is heartbroken to see his comrade defeated. The fly immediately decides he has to tell the fallen's family.

The fly delivers the news to the family, who are devasted. The deceased was a husband, a father, and he never did harm to anybody. Except his role in the 'Great Fly War of 2018.' But that doesn't count.

The children are scarred beyond hope, afraid to go to the scary humans' domain again. The spouse will never be the same, going into crippling depression then getting trapped in a relationship with an abusive fly.

You. You tore apart a family and you murdered a living thing just because he annoyed you?"

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Reply "When you kill a fly." (Sarcasm) (Original post)
George McGovern Oct 2021 OP
Sneederbunk Oct 2021 #1
George McGovern Oct 2021 #2
Sneederbunk Oct 2021 #3
George McGovern Oct 2021 #4
trof Oct 2021 #7
George McGovern Oct 2021 #12
SCantiGOP Oct 2021 #5
George McGovern Oct 2021 #6
Wolf Frankula Oct 2021 #8
George McGovern Oct 2021 #10
Kali Oct 2021 #9
George McGovern Oct 2021 #11

Response to George McGovern (Original post)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:15 PM

1. That fly family is lying to you.

The average fly lives for 28 days. How could he be in the Great Fly War of 2018? Impossible. That was many fly generations ago?

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #1)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:28 PM

2. Well rats. I copied the account from the internet, thinking it mildly humorous.

I did not know about a fly's life span. Besides, "the Great Fly War" sounded suspicious. I figured I'd post the story and see what happened. Thanks for the facts Sneederbunk. I'll never believe another fly again.

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Response to George McGovern (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:31 PM

3. I did not know you got it from the internet, so it must be true. Sorry.

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Response to Sneederbunk (Reply #3)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:41 PM

4. Well yes I think you're mostly right. No need to apologize for goodness sakes.

I have heard that the internet is infallible, but I have lived a long time and learned to be skeptical. Truth these days is hard to find. Illusive. By responding to my posting you have reassured me and reminded me to be leery of internet content, despite corporate claims to the contrary.

And I like your sense of humor.

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Response to George McGovern (Reply #2)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 06:17 PM

7. There's always that one guy

who ruins it all with facts.

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Response to trof (Reply #7)

Sat Oct 23, 2021, 08:38 AM

12. Yes there is trof. Thanks

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Response to George McGovern (Original post)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 03:54 PM

5. The life of fly

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Response to SCantiGOP (Reply #5)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 04:00 PM

6. HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!! Thanks SCantiGOP!!

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Response to George McGovern (Original post)

Fri Oct 22, 2021, 11:12 PM

8. "When you kill a fly,"

"You should eat it." Kermit the Frog.

Wolf

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Response to Wolf Frankula (Reply #8)

Sat Oct 23, 2021, 08:35 AM

10. Ha Ha Yes, Kermit knows what to do. Thanks Wolf!

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Response to Kali (Reply #9)

Sat Oct 23, 2021, 08:36 AM

11. Cool, Kali. Thank You!

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