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Mon Sep 27, 2021, 12:56 PM

How to defeat the perpetual nature of laundry

I misunderstand just exactly how it's possible to be "all caught up" on laundry. I have a load in the washer right now. Soon it goes to the dryer. But since I'm actively shedding skin cells and sweating up the clothes I'm in doing that, damn, there's more laundry. So if I change those for the ones I pull from the dryer, then I'm dirtying up more clothes. The vicious cycle repeats and repeats... I'll never get the vacuuming done at this rate!!!
Anyway, that's why I got arrested for public nudity at the laundromat.

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lambchopp59 Sep 27 OP
Walleye Sep 27 #1
EYESORE 9001 Sep 27 #2
TexasTowelie Sep 27 #3
EYESORE 9001 Sep 27 #4
Backseat Driver Sep 27 #6
Backseat Driver Sep 27 #5

Response to lambchopp59 (Original post)

Mon Sep 27, 2021, 12:58 PM

1. I'm with you on this one. I often go with the cleanest dirty shirt

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Response to lambchopp59 (Original post)

Mon Sep 27, 2021, 01:08 PM

2. Speaking of laundry...

My wife and I got into an argument about whose turn it was to do laundry. It went on and on, but I eventually folded.

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Response to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 27, 2021, 01:16 PM

3. I'm glad that you were able to iron things out. nt

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Response to TexasTowelie (Reply #3)

Mon Sep 27, 2021, 01:19 PM

4. Eh, it all came out in the wash

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Response to EYESORE 9001 (Reply #2)

Mon Sep 27, 2021, 01:45 PM

6. Be honest, it really wasn't about whose turn it was to do the laundry, LOL!

Maybe she'd settle for a foot massage? (Pulp Fiction)

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Response to lambchopp59 (Original post)

Mon Sep 27, 2021, 01:25 PM

5. Well, o-kay, lampchopp59...Are you childishly inviting or avoiding whatever you

consider to be some sort of sexual encounter with a cute "stuffie puppet" or partner in your never-ending busyness with laundry hygiene and complaint about the inability to have the time for vacuuming that you publicly stripped bare nekkid,...inquiring minds want answers on social media platforms all over the country? Well, SNAP!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lamb_Chop_(puppet)

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