Serious question:

Octoberfests galorez. Here is an instructional video from Charlie

Now I'm more confused.

every body too drunk to drive, so Menards has a sale.

my apologies to our non drinkers and
my wife

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If you shop there on a regular basis it adds up

think an 11% sale sounds more attractive that 10%. I disagree, but I almost never shop there.

They have a long history of wrongly detaining people for shoplifting, including cases where people bring in screws to match AND show them to a cashier on the way into the store. They even stopped a police officer — in a police car, whom they had called about a possible robbery — from leaving the lumber yard without allowing the squad car to be searched. The officer was African American.

in the amount of 11% of your purchase.

it is not money you can put in your pocket and spend somewhere else.

Love shopping there.

Week after week after week, the ad in the mail shouts 11% off everything!