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Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:18 AM

Today's debate: if you have sex with God, would it be cheating on your significant other?

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Reply Today's debate: if you have sex with God, would it be cheating on your significant other? (Original post)
Bucky Jul 2012 OP
Turbineguy Jul 2012 #1
pink-o Jul 2012 #2
Wait Wut Jul 2012 #3
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #4
nolabear Jul 2012 #5
HopeHoops Jul 2012 #6
TrogL Jul 2012 #7

Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:21 AM

1. I'd have to ask a Catholic Cleric

They know all about sex.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:37 AM

2. Does anyone really have sex with God?

Or is He just the go-to guy you use to tell your parents you're pregnant? "Really, Dad: God did it. I'm still a virgin, and I bet I can get Joseph to marry me after all!"

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 11:48 AM

3. No, because...IOKIYAD

It's okay if you're a deity...or screwing one.

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 12:08 PM

4. Well, at least yelling "OH GOD!" would be appropriate.

 

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Response to HopeHoops (Reply #4)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 12:22 PM

5. 'Spose God yells "Oh ME, Oh ME!"?

And personally, if he's hung like a swan I'm like...no.

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Response to nolabear (Reply #5)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 12:31 PM

6. This could get a little kinky.

 

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Response to Bucky (Original post)

Mon Jul 16, 2012, 04:16 PM

7. It would be masturbation

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