That's it. Competition is over. Headline of the year right here:

[zuul]

The Rude Pundit @rudepundit: That's it. Competition is over. Headline of the year right here:

sung to the tune of "That's Amore"

NYT: "When an Eel Climbs a Ramp to Eat Squid From a Clamp, That's a Moray"

Article at NY Times: Moray eels can hunt on land, and footage from a recent study highlights how they accomplish this feat with a sneaky second set of jaws. (I don't have a subscription, so I can't add any more from the article.)

Link to tweet

[Blue Owl]

1. Pretty clever!

But does it top "Headless Body Found In Topless Bar"?

[rampartc]

2. here is a non paywall link

https://www.livescience.com/moray-extendable-jaws-land.html

[wryter2000]

3. Wins over my previous favorite

"Donna Rice spills the beans"

[W T F]

4. Proof of Evolution......creationist's heads are going to explode.

[Ocelot II]

5. When you swim in the sea and an eel bites your knee,

That's a moray.

[Mickju]

6. Good one!

Eel bites are no fun, however.

[getagrip_already]

8. yeah, most pain I have ever been in......

It was a single tooth breaking the skin on my foot, but that was enough to send bolts of pain shooting through my leg.

I have been bitten, stung, stuck, nail penetrated, and had all kinds of bone and tooth pain.

This was worse than all of them stacked up.

[geardaddy]

7. LOL

[ret5hd]

9. And after a million more years of evolution: