The Bible was written entirely by the greatest American who ever lived: JESUS

[zuul]

Where to start with this one . . .

Some dumb shit tweets: "The Bible was written entirely by the greatest American who ever lived: JESUS"

Sane person replies: "This a joke or ?"

Dumb shit replies: "It's called history sweaty, look it up."

This is the modern repube party, folks! I'm just surprised there was only one improperly spelled word.

Link to tweet

[Hugh_Lebowski]

1. It's a troll, it has to be. NOBODY is actually this stupid ...

Please tell me nobody is actually this stupid

[unblock]

6. "Nobody ever went broke underestimating the intelligence of the American people"

[Hugh_Lebowski]

9. I hear ya but my intelligence tells me that nobody is really this dumb ;) nt

[unblock]

10. Please. Growing up, when I told people I was Jewish,

I got:
A) people who were shocked that Jews didn't go extinct 2000 years ago;
B) people who were shocked that hitler didn't kill every last one of us;
C) people who searched my head for horns. Yes, really; and
D) people who asked what it's like going through life knowing I'm going to go to hell when I died ("I'm not being judgmental, I just feel for you, it must be rough&quot

[Hugh_Lebowski]

12. Oh there's some staggeringly stupid thoughts going around to be sure

But I still think this is troll job.

The stupid is just too extreme.

Maybe some day we'll find out unblock my friend

[Ocelot II]

11. Oh, yes, they are. Millions of them.

They voted for Trump; QED.

[packman]

2. Amazing -

[Blue Owl]

3. Sounds like a Brent Terhune-esque tweet...

[GopherGal]

4. I wanna see his birth certificate

... the long-form birth certificate.
I'm not accepting any New Testament birth announcements.

[Midnight Writer]

5. There is actually a doctrine that says the Lost Tribe of Israel settled in Missouri and Iowa.

That way these folks can claim they are God's Chosen people and their property is The Promised Land.

[Funtatlaguy]

7. The dumbing down of America was intentional and very successful.

[eppur_se_muova]

8. "sweaty" ?? We need spellcheck for NAME-CALLING now ?

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You bet, sweetie !

[Skittles]

13. oh and Jesus was as white as a sheet of paper

yes INDEED

[Ocelot II]

14. And he spoke English.

[Wolf Frankula]

15. With a Texas Drawl

Wolf

[hvn_nbr_2]

16. Yes, and he wrote it in the original King James English!

Don't believe any of that Hebrew/Aramaic/Greek stuff that people tell you.