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Fri Apr 30, 2021, 04:39 PM

"Who is your daddy and what does he do?"

On the first day of the 2021-22 school year, a teacher decided to use the old game of "who is your daddy and what does he do?" as an icebreaker.

One kid stood up. "My dad is an out-of-work bum. All he does all day long is sit around the house eating fast food and screaming at the TV. Mom keeps on trying to get him to go get a job, but he just tells her to fuck off and orders more fast food."

The teacher was aghast. "Barron! You know perfectly well your father is the retired president of the United States."

Barron shrugged his shoulders. "That's what I said."

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Fri Apr 30, 2021, 05:16 PM

1. I saw what you did there

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Fri Apr 30, 2021, 07:40 PM

2. K&R, now that I stopped laughing!

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Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:15 PM

3. OK, that got a chuckle...

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