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Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:54 AM

Your porn name is your middle name and the first car you owned.

Me: Arthur Marauder (as in Mercury).

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Reply Your porn name is your middle name and the first car you owned. (Original post)
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 OP
pdxflyboy Apr 29 #1
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #3
Abnredleg Apr 29 #2
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #5
ZZenith Apr 29 #4
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #6
secondwind Apr 29 #7
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #59
FalloutShelter Apr 29 #8
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #60
unc70 Apr 29 #9
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #58
sarge43 Apr 29 #68
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 30 #77
zaj Apr 29 #10
brewens Apr 29 #11
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #61
samnsara Apr 29 #12
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #62
unblock Apr 29 #13
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #63
ExciteBike66 Apr 29 #14
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 29 #64
jcgoldie Apr 29 #15
Glorfindel Apr 29 #16
Earth-shine Apr 29 #17
The Unmitigated Gall Apr 29 #18
Faux pas Apr 29 #19
Raster Apr 29 #20
5X Apr 29 #21
Beakybird Apr 29 #22
stonecutter357 Apr 29 #23
Celerity Apr 29 #45
Dream Girl Apr 29 #48
essaynnc Apr 29 #24
Walleye Apr 29 #25
Scrivener7 Apr 29 #26
Celerity Apr 29 #46
JenniferJuniper Apr 29 #27
Dream Girl Apr 29 #53
Wicked Blue Apr 29 #28
Freddie Apr 29 #29
50 Shades Of Blue Apr 29 #30
asiliveandbreathe Apr 29 #31
a kennedy Apr 29 #32
callous taoboy Apr 29 #33
SamKnause Apr 29 #34
FirstLight Apr 29 #35
Polly Hennessey Apr 29 #36
underpants Apr 29 #37
Dream Girl Apr 29 #49
Effete Snob Apr 29 #38
PJMcK Apr 29 #39
Captain Zero Apr 29 #40
Sneederbunk Apr 29 #41
Sneederbunk Apr 29 #56
bahboo Apr 29 #42
Dream Girl Apr 29 #54
bahboo Apr 29 #55
rampartc Apr 29 #43
ProfessorPlum Apr 29 #44
NNadir Apr 29 #47
Buckeye_Democrat Apr 29 #66
Dream Girl Apr 29 #50
Mister Ed Apr 29 #51
gibraltar72 Apr 29 #52
Sneederbunk Apr 29 #57
AwakeAtLast Apr 29 #65
rownesheck Apr 29 #67
Nevilledog Apr 29 #69
IcyPeas Apr 29 #70
lillypaddle Apr 29 #71
BluesRunTheGame Apr 29 #72
Quemado Apr 29 #73
catbyte Apr 29 #74
TomWilm Apr 30 #75
ShazzieB Apr 30 #76
Passenger Apr 30 #78
ChubbyStar Apr 30 #79
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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:57 AM

1. Steve Catalina here.

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Response to pdxflyboy (Reply #1)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:58 AM

3. Ha! 😂

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:57 AM

2. John Granada

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Response to Abnredleg (Reply #2)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:58 AM

5. 😃

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:58 AM

4. Scott Swinger

Uh-oh.

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Response to ZZenith (Reply #4)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 08:59 AM

6. 🤣

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:01 AM

7. Beetle Elsa....



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Response to secondwind (Reply #7)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 12:15 PM

59. Nice!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:02 AM

8. Alaire Beetle

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Response to FalloutShelter (Reply #8)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 12:15 PM

60. Sweet!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:03 AM

9. Thanks for your security questions

Not a good idea posting these.

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Response to unc70 (Reply #9)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 12:14 PM

58. Let's change it up then. Your first pet's name and your favorite color.

I’m Moxie Blue.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Reply #58)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 03:28 PM

68. Petie Lavender n/t

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Response to sarge43 (Reply #68)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 08:17 AM

77. Ha!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:05 AM

11. I'm not following the rules. My porn name is "Jumbo Driver". I worked for a blood center and for a

few years, we communicated by walkie talkie on mobile drives. I'd be inside the building hosting the drive registering donors and use those to talk to the crew on the bus.

We all had fun making up handles, and I had everyone calling me that. They thought it was just because I'm a big dude and the bus driver. They had no clue I was snickering about the porn actor angle. One day someone laughed about "Jumbo Driver" and I told them I made a few movies under that name back in the 80's. They about blew the roof off the bus when they got it! LOL

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Response to brewens (Reply #11)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 12:16 PM

61. You rebel you!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:06 AM

12. marie karman ghia...

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Response to samnsara (Reply #12)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 12:17 PM

62. 🏆🥇

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:06 AM

13. I know someone whose name would be "renata sonata"

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Response to unblock (Reply #13)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 01:05 PM

63. Classic!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:06 AM

14. Tommy Coronet here

I thought it was middle name and the street you grew up on. Tommy Cheshire!

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Response to ExciteBike66 (Reply #14)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 01:06 PM

64. 👍🏻

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:10 AM

15. Edmund Rampage

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:12 AM

16. Howell Fleetline

I rather like it. Sounds distinguished...Sir Ralph Richardson as a porn star.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:12 AM

17. Volare!

I have no middle name. (My parents deprived me that way.)

I think Volaré is quite sufficient as a power porn name.

If not, just call me Big Daddy Volaré.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:12 AM

18. Rich Longbed

*ahem*...Yep.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:18 AM

19. ...

Lee Mustang, lol sounds like a guys name.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:25 AM

20. Don Impala

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:26 AM

21. Loyd Silver Streak

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:30 AM

22. Pedro Pinto

Lol, no Howard RX7

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:32 AM

23. Wayne Camaro !

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Response to stonecutter357 (Reply #23)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:54 AM

45. that's deffo a porn name

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Response to stonecutter357 (Reply #23)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:05 AM

48. Oh my!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:41 AM

24. Steve Galaxy 500...!!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:44 AM

25. Ellen Century

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:45 AM

26. Brat.

I have no middle name, and my first car was a Subaru Brat.

I have a crappy porn name.

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Response to Scrivener7 (Reply #26)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:57 AM

46. actually Brat or Bratty is soooo porn, lol

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:51 AM

27. Marie Marquis

I like it.

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Response to JenniferJuniper (Reply #27)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:10 AM

53. Marie Marquis could also be a famous burlesque dancer.

Kind of glamorous and exotic.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:51 AM

28. Renee Dart nt

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:54 AM

29. Anne Maverick

Sounds like a Western movie.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:57 AM

30. Anne Nova

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:57 AM

31. Marjorie Ford Fairlane..hubby's is Richard Beetle..hey - another name to add

to his list of names..

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 09:57 AM

32. Ann Corona

As in Toyota.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:00 AM

33. Howard Triumph

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:04 AM

34. Inez Metropolitan

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:05 AM

35. Michelle Mustang

😂

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:09 AM

36. Alyce Malibu

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:18 AM

37. Dick Buick

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Response to underpants (Reply #37)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:06 AM

49. No!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:19 AM

38. And the number of films you've done are the last four digits of your SSN

Why do this to people?

These are common security questions used to protect password reset systems.

You are just tricking people into compromising their security, and there is nothing funny about it.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:24 AM

39. Aren't you supposed to use your first pet's name?

According to Bustle.com, "In fact, we’ve all probably determined them the same way – by taking our middle (or first pet’s) name, and following that up with the name of our street."

The article is kind of fun:

https://www.bustle.com/articles/124486-how-porn-stars-really-pick-their-stage-names

Using their suggestion, I'd be Muffin Meadowview!

Following your rule, I'd be Joey Stanza.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:25 AM

40. Ned Camaro

And I'll drive you home, baby!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:32 AM

41. Bill Barracuda.

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Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:35 AM

42. Lee Mustang....

I kind of like it haha....

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Response to bahboo (Reply #42)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:12 AM

54. I'm getting a cross between Tom Selleck and Kevin Coster.

Lee Mustang would have a 70s mustache.

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Response to Dream Girl (Reply #54)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:46 AM

55. haha...at this point, a varied gray goatee...

could have pulled off a Costner vibe back in the day, had I been tall, thin, attractive and talented....

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:39 AM

43. royce rambler?

the only porn star without a stick shift? (the borg warner transmission was push button)

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:48 AM

44. Jason Renault - I like it.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 10:58 AM

47. Thomas Tempest.

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Response to NNadir (Reply #47)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 01:41 PM

66. The best porn name that I've seen yet!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:07 AM

50. Ann Tercel.

My husband is Gerard Opal.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:09 AM

52. Duane Mercury.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 11:49 AM

57. Aren't there any Harry Probes out there?

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 01:37 PM

65. Kay Delta 88

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 02:35 PM

67. Weird.

Mine is Wayne 6000 (as in Pontiac 6000).

Sounds like a porn robot.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 05:12 PM

69. Kay Spyder

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 05:25 PM

70. this is how hackers find your secret questions....

what is your middle name?

what was the first car you owned?



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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 06:42 PM

71. My middle name was legally changed into my LAST name

back in 1974. What do I need to do to play this game?

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 07:03 PM

72. Andrew Galaxie

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 07:15 PM

73. Rod Cobra

Just kidding, it’s actually Greg Galaxy.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Apr 29, 2021, 07:25 PM

74. Lee Cougar. I like it!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 02:24 AM

75. Then my last name would be MGA...

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 05:50 AM

76. Yvonne Fiat

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 02:18 PM

78. Sam Jeep?

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 02:19 PM

79. Teresa B210 (as in Datsun)

I like it!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 02:48 PM

80. Walter Beetle

Sounds more like one of Hammy Hamster's friends.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 03:40 PM

81. Lynn Vega. I'd like you to meet my brother Vincent. 😄

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Apr 30, 2021, 06:08 PM

82. Alexandria Skylark

... film at 11.

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