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Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:03 PM

Another joke from my brother

A banker saw his old friend Vic, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Vic
had lost his wife a year or so before; and rumor had it that he was
marrying a 'mail order' bride.

Being a good friend, the banker asked Vic if the rumor was true.

Vic assured him that it was.

The banker then asked Vic the age of his new bride
Vic proudly said, 'She'll be twenty-one in November.'

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual
appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man.

Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully
suggested that Vic should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on
the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course.

Vic thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that
afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Vic in town again. 'How's the
new wife?', asked the banker.

Vic proudly said, 'Good - she's pregnant.'

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, 'And
how's the hired hand?'

Vic said, 'She's pregnant too.'

Don't ever underestimate old guys.

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Reply Another joke from my brother (Original post)
rurallib Apr 27 OP
Hugh_Lebowski Apr 27 #1
DEbluedude Apr 27 #2
malaise Apr 27 #3
FoxNewsSucks Apr 27 #4
Wounded Bear Apr 27 #5
yankeepants Apr 27 #6
Shrike47 Apr 27 #7
BobTheSubgenius Apr 27 #8
Gaugamela Apr 27 #9
pennylane100 Apr 28 #10
Gaugamela Apr 28 #11

Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:06 PM

1. Probably SOMEONE won't like your joke ...

I think it's pretty funny though myself

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:07 PM

2. LMAO.

That's a good one!

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:24 PM

3. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:54 PM

4. Good one!

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 09:21 PM

5. OK, that got a chuckle...

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 09:59 PM

6. Gross

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 10:06 PM

7. Did NOT see the punchline coming. Grats.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 10:11 PM

8. That is not bad at all!

Thanks for the grins.

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Response to rurallib (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 11:08 PM

9. I get it. Because the only thing women care about are patriarchs that can make them pregnant.

And the measure of a man is if he can keep it up. Thatís pretty funny. Gotta keep humoring the fragile male ego.

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Response to Gaugamela (Reply #9)

Wed Apr 28, 2021, 10:31 AM

10. Well said.

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Response to pennylane100 (Reply #10)

Wed Apr 28, 2021, 01:31 PM

11. Thanks. I'm surprised more women didn't speak up. Maybe they're so used to it

they just roll their eyes and move on.

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