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Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:24 AM

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that

He is finished.

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Reply A man is incomplete until he is married. After that (Original post)
Duncanpup Apr 27 OP
In_The_Wind Apr 27 #1
brewens Apr 27 #2
twodogsbarking Apr 27 #3
Duncanpup Apr 27 #5
twodogsbarking Apr 27 #6
Duncanpup Apr 27 #7
Claire Oh Nette Apr 27 #11
PJMcK Apr 27 #9
IronLionZion Apr 27 #4
appalachiablue Apr 27 #13
multigraincracker Apr 27 #8
PJMcK Apr 27 #10
Dr. Strange Apr 27 #12

Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:31 AM

1. He starts the 'honey-do' list.

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:32 AM

2. I had an uncle that used to say, "they shouldn't let you die unless you've been married at least

once".

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:53 AM

3. You have violated the terms of DU

One more time and you are out.

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Response to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:02 AM

5. Huh it's a joke

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Response to Duncanpup (Reply #5)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:13 AM

6. I know but some Karen will go after it.

Trust me, I was there.

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Response to twodogsbarking (Reply #6)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 08:14 AM

7. Thanks for the heads up

Karenís are like ankle biting dogs

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Response to Duncanpup (Reply #7)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 11:00 AM

11. Nah, keep it up.

I need my daily dose of duncanpup puns

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Response to twodogsbarking (Reply #3)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 10:13 AM

9. Well, it's a joke

And this is the DU Lounge.

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 07:58 AM

4. Dying alone sounds better and better every day

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Response to IronLionZion (Reply #4)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 03:51 PM

13. Alas picky, picky but you also have a point

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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 09:04 AM

8. I have a really bad ex, a really good ex and

the rest are just exes.

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Response to multigraincracker (Reply #8)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 10:18 AM

10. You make me think of a Ben Folds song

"Army" has these lines:

God, please spare me more rejection
'Cause my peers they criticize me
And my ex-wives all despise me
Try to put it all behind me
But my redneck past is nipping at my heels


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Response to Duncanpup (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 11:18 AM

12. Nice post, Norm Macdonald!

This interview just never gets old!

You dirty dog!

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