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Mon Apr 26, 2021, 03:40 PM

When someone tells me they're Christian, I ask

“Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus?”.

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Reply When someone tells me they're Christian, I ask (Original post)
Floyd R. Turbo Apr 26 OP
msongs Apr 26 #1
-misanthroptimist Apr 26 #2
Dream Girl Apr 26 #3
LakeArenal Apr 26 #7
vlyons Apr 26 #4
robbob Apr 26 #13
SWBTATTReg Apr 26 #5
DBoon Apr 26 #6
MOMFUDSKI Apr 26 #19
LakeArenal Apr 26 #8
Retired Engineer Bob Apr 26 #9
smirkymonkey Apr 26 #20
MLAA Apr 26 #10
LineReply I
malaise Apr 26 #11
demigoddess Apr 26 #12
niyad Apr 26 #14
KT2000 Apr 26 #16
multigraincracker Apr 26 #15
madamesilverspurs Apr 26 #17
AllaN01Bear Apr 26 #18
TomSlick Apr 26 #21
Iggo Apr 27 #22
DFW Apr 28 #23
electric_blue68 Apr 28 #24
Passenger Apr 28 #25

Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 03:41 PM

1. beware of xtians who tell u about their religion in an unsolicitated manner IMO nt

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 03:44 PM

2. I always say, "Thanks for the warning!"

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 03:55 PM

3. You mean Jesus with the light brown hair?

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Response to Dream Girl (Reply #3)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 04:11 PM

7. And blue eyes.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 03:57 PM

4. They just blindly believe the dogma they've heard since childhood

never questioning any of it. For example, if Jesus was born of a virgin, where did he get his male chomazomes? Or how did he turn inorganic matter water into organic matter wine? Or how does a 3-day old corpse get up and start walking around after being pierced with a spear? Or how did Jesus escape earth's gravity to ascend into heaven without a rocket or oxygen supply? And where exactly is heaven?

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Response to vlyons (Reply #4)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:34 PM

13. It's a miracle.

That’s all you need to know. Any halfway decent magician knows you don’t reveal your tricks.

(Do I really need to add an emoji?)

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 04:00 PM

5. When someone tells me that they're Christian, I roll my eyes and say 'Sure'. These so called

'Christians' have lost all credibility w/ me. Especially in their tireless support of djt despite all of his numerous faults, his divorces, his bankruptcies, his gutter mouth, etc.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 04:06 PM

6. I avoid anyone who tells me this unsolicited

tells me they are trouble

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Response to DBoon (Reply #6)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 08:50 PM

19. Have one of those next door

and HOO is he trouble. Total backstabber and hateful asshole.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 04:12 PM

8. I always say I'm not.

If they pursue further I say What ever gets you by.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 04:50 PM

9. I check my pockets

To make sure the wallet is still there.

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Response to Retired Engineer Bob (Reply #9)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 08:53 PM

20. +1000

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 05:27 PM

10. Perfect question

Classic Christian or Jesus-free Christian 🙂

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 05:40 PM

11. I

lock up my silverware

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:24 PM

12. one such guy told me that I only take care of my handicapped child in order to

get into heaven. I told him 'everyone goes to heaven' and he says "even murderers?' and I said yes. Hope it stopped his heart for a second or two.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:35 PM

14. Next time someone volunteers that information unsolicited, my response will be, "aaaand

your point is?"

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Response to niyad (Reply #14)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:37 PM

16. Exactly -

what do they think that is supposed to mean? I have asked that before but they never answer.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:35 PM

15. If you have to tell me...

I’m not buying one word of it.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:38 PM

17. In my experience --

If you have to tell me, then you ain't.


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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 06:45 PM

18. the moral majiorty is either and neither . pat robertson dose not represent me.

full stop.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Mon Apr 26, 2021, 09:11 PM

21. In my experience, real Christians feel no need to tell you nor do they need to do so.

By real Christian, I mean someone who acts as though they have read the Gospels (the red letter bits) and try to frame their lives accordingly.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Tue Apr 27, 2021, 01:09 PM

22. "I'm a Christian" doesn't sound as good as they think it sounds.

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 28, 2021, 07:03 AM

23. When someone tells me they're Christian, I ask

Are you related to the guy who led the mutiny on the Bounty?

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 28, 2021, 08:35 AM

24. Bwah!

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Response to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Wed Apr 28, 2021, 03:01 PM

25. Like there are only two flavors of Jesus?

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