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Thu Mar 11, 2021, 06:35 PM

Secret Service Worry Major Biden's Behavior Influenced By Time Spent On Far-Right Dog Forums



WASHINGTON—Searching for answers in the wake of multiple violent incidents involving the German shepherd, Secret Service agents told reporters Wednesday that they remained concerned that Major Biden’s recent behavior had been influenced by time spent on far-right dog forums. “It starts out innocently enough with following a squeak toy meme account, but slowly dogs like Major get sucked into much more toxic forums, often with rabid anti-veterinarian sentiment,” said Secret Service director James M. Murray, adding that such websites often target pups as young as 6 months old with bigoted messages about the purity of thoroughbred bloodlines and inherent cultural inferiority of mutts. “What’s insidious is these reactionary forums groom their young members with treats, belly rubs, and exposure to other members’ anal glands. That’s the sort of recruiting strategy that makes dogs like Major willing to do anything to prove loyalty to their far-right pack—even give paw. Often, they’re in so deep that only a newspaper to the snout can help them break free.” Secret Service officials went on to emphasize that despite his past actions, Major remained a very good boy.

https://www.theonion.com/secret-service-worry-major-biden-s-behavior-influenced-1846448797

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catbyte Mar 11 OP
FoxNewsSucks Mar 11 #1
Duncanpup Mar 11 #2
catbyte Mar 11 #3
RainCaster Mar 11 #4
Bev54 Mar 11 #5
paleotn Mar 11 #7
whistler162 Mar 11 #6
SergeStorms Mar 11 #8
Under The Radar Mar 12 #9

Response to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 06:44 PM

1. I knew there was a rational explanation

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 07:10 PM

2. It was hard and I understand the Biden's problem

We had to have a intervention to get boog to stop watching info wars

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Response to Duncanpup (Reply #2)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 07:16 PM

3. Yeow, that would've rotted poor boog's brain.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 07:26 PM

4. This is why I restrict the internet for my GSDs

They are only allowed to see pictures of my family on Facebook. That way, they will recognize them when they come visit after the pandemic is over.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 08:41 PM

5. I think Major should be in the room for every meeting between Biden and any republican

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Response to Bev54 (Reply #5)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 09:20 PM

7. I second that.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 08:50 PM

6. I think it was from being passed over for promotion

to Lt. Colonel that did it.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Thu Mar 11, 2021, 09:27 PM

8. Oh no, Qadog!

Those rotten bastards got to him! Now they'll have to deprogram the poor pooch. Major must have been spending too much time in Steven Miller's old office. There can be no other logical explanation.

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Response to catbyte (Original post)

Fri Mar 12, 2021, 07:41 PM

9. Tucker Carlson wouldn't understand that Major Biden

Will protect his owners from any perceived aggression.

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