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NightWatcher

(39,343 posts)
Sun Jul 1, 2012, 06:21 PM Jul 2012

How hot is it? Why it's so hot

I saw a squirrel rubbing ice on his nuts.

The hooker wanted five extra bucks to blow on it.
 
New York Mayor Mike Bloomberg was seen drinking a Big Gulp

It was so hot today Lance Armstrong tested positive for Snapple

my Reese peanut butter cups turned into Reese peanut butter shooters...I drank 'em anyway.

I just saw a bum with a sign that said "Will work for shade

my balls are sticking to the side of your leg

Its so hot today you could fry an egg on an ice cube

No shirt, no pants, no problem


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How hot is it? Why it's so hot (Original Post) NightWatcher Jul 2012 OP
or zappaman Jul 2012 #1
It's been so hot that Hell called to say they were cancelling their tour bus visit to the state. HopeHoops Jul 2012 #2
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