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Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:01 PM

My wife is going to kill me and I

deserve it. But it's so funny.

When she asks me to do something I don't want to do I go limp. Not playing dead, just limp and catatonic. She gets really strident and soon begins pulling at me. It is so hard not to laugh. I wish I wasn't so big. I believe she would have dragged my limp carcass all the way to the car today. Immature, I know. But she does it to me too but usually gives in faster.
If the timing is right and she does a particularly vigorous pull, I fart as loud as I can. Then I pretend to snap out of it and deny all knowledge of the incident. Then I do my chore

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Reply My wife is going to kill me and I (Original post)
LSFL Nov 22 OP
TexasTowelie Nov 22 #1
relayerbob Nov 22 #2
SophieJean Nov 22 #3
LSFL Nov 22 #6
Turin_C3PO Nov 23 #10
magicarpet Nov 22 #4
captain queeg Nov 22 #5
Midnight Writer Nov 22 #7
Ziggysmom Nov 22 #8
2naSalit Nov 22 #9

Response to LSFL (Original post)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:07 PM

1. You better get with the plan.



Good luck to you.

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Response to LSFL (Original post)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:08 PM

2. Yeah, so that's not actually funny at all

It's sorta embarrassing just to read

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #2)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:15 PM

3. Ditto.

 

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #2)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:37 PM

6. It seems to work for us

We have known each other since childhood. DU needs to lighten up in the lounge.

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Response to relayerbob (Reply #2)

Mon Nov 23, 2020, 01:37 AM

10. Lighten up Francis!

This is the lounge after all.

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Response to LSFL (Original post)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:16 PM

4. What,... she has no 12 or 13 inch cast iron fry pans ?

.... a friend make the suggestion.....




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Response to LSFL (Original post)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 08:35 PM

5. I thought this was going to turn into a metaphor for a dog

I see videos of dogs pulling things like this when they realize they are going to the vet, or just have to come back inside.

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Response to captain queeg (Reply #5)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 09:23 PM

7. Me, too.

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Response to LSFL (Original post)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 10:20 PM

8. Humor is what helps us get through each day 🤪

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Response to LSFL (Original post)

Sun Nov 22, 2020, 10:58 PM

9. LOL!!

Ages ago I had a spouse and we hated doing shit like grocery shopping and he tried to get me to do it but he always complained about what I bought. We already had a thing where laundry had been addressed like this... I wash MY stuff and he can wash HIS stuff and when it comes to shared stuff like sheets, towels, etc... we BOTH had to go do it, I made it clear that I was not his maid. We worked as a team in a semi for a time and since I had to do half of everything related to maintenance and fueling and handling the freight, he had to do the other stuff too, not just me.

Once we got a place to live, we also had grocery shopping to do and we both hated it, so we had to do that together too, in order to avoid bickering later we did it in the store, as five year olds.

We whined and argued over cookies and toilet paper while people looked and moved away. Some items got tossed like footballs and we were just the entertainment nobody asked for. We made ourselves and others laugh, though. It was the only way we could get through it.

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