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Thu Oct 8, 2020, 04:21 PM

Some good news on the medical front today!

This morning I had a video appointment pertaining to a recently diagnosed condition. My new medication seems to be working its magic and I was feeling pretty upbeat about the state of my health until I looked at my doctor’s After Visit Summary. Imagine my shock when I read that my age was recoded as 732 years old! Fortunately, after bringing this to his attention, he changed his summary, subtracting a few years. So now I don’t have to change my DOB to 1288 on all of my records and important documents when it should be more like 1743, n’est ce pas?😼

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Reply Some good news on the medical front today! (Original post)
Mme. Defarge Oct 8 OP
Karadeniz Oct 8 #1
Mme. Defarge Oct 8 #2
MLAA Oct 8 #3
Mme. Defarge Oct 8 #4
MLAA Oct 8 #5
MLAA Oct 8 #6
Mme. Defarge Oct 8 #7
hunter Oct 8 #8
Mme. Defarge Oct 8 #9
lunatica Oct 9 #10
Mme. Defarge Oct 9 #11
lunatica Oct 9 #14
Mme. Defarge Oct 9 #15
Aristus Oct 9 #12
Mme. Defarge Oct 9 #13

Response to Mme. Defarge (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 04:26 PM

1. You don't look a day over 600!

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Response to Karadeniz (Reply #1)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 04:49 PM

2. Flattery

is good!

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 04:57 PM

3. Ooh La La, MMe Defarge

quelle surprise! Tu es magnifique depuis 732 ans! 😍

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Response to MLAA (Reply #3)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 05:00 PM

4. Merci milles fois

Ma chère ou mon cher!

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 05:03 PM

5. Me suits use chere


et heureux d'en être un. Nice to dust off my high school and college French!

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 05:31 PM

6. My reply to this got auto-corrected like crazy!

It was suppose to read je suis une chere 💕

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Response to MLAA (Reply #6)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 05:39 PM

7. Je sais!

Autocorrect is evil.

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Original post)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 08:07 PM

8. The last time my wife and I went out for a movie and dinner was about 700 years ago...

... or so it seems.

It's always nice when a medicine works its magic and you can feel better about your health, especially for those of us more than 500 years old.

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Response to hunter (Reply #8)

Thu Oct 8, 2020, 09:01 PM

9. 👍

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Original post)

Fri Oct 9, 2020, 01:42 AM

10. Too bad! You could have held the world's record!

It could have been your claim to fame.

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Response to lunatica (Reply #10)

Fri Oct 9, 2020, 10:29 AM

11. Zute alors!

You mean I’m not really famous?

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Reply #11)

Fri Oct 9, 2020, 02:20 PM

14. I'm not either!

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Response to lunatica (Reply #14)

Fri Oct 9, 2020, 02:31 PM

15. It's just not right.

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Response to Mme. Defarge (Original post)

Fri Oct 9, 2020, 10:41 AM

12. So that WASN'T you in the Place de la Bastille?

Knitting burial shrouds for the condemned?

I think your user name is a little misleading, then...



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Response to Aristus (Reply #12)

Fri Oct 9, 2020, 11:05 AM

13. You don't believe in reincarnation?

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