This bio is in my King County WA voters phamphlet! OMG!

[Wawannabe]

For Congressional District No. 8

Dave Saulibio
(Prefers Trump Republican Party)
Has contact info...

Elected experience
Since my May 2018 congressional bid the House Democrats focused on a Russian collusion hoax, then a phony impeachment, like watching a long, lousy movie. Kim Schreier and cohorts failed to put America first.

Other professional experience
US Army veteran, captain; Boeing company, manager, 737 airplanes wiring assembly; CEO, DAS electronics and USA tactical tripod; 30 year Pierce county resident.

Education
Blah blah blah (all his ED listing. Not typing it)

Community service
I fulfilled numerous request from US combat troops in Afghanistan and Iraq for free samples of my Spokane made tactical tripods

Statement
Trump orchestrated the best economy since 1968 then, Communist China wrecked it. But, the sky is not falling. An unencumbered Trump will accelerate the full recovery of the economy.

Congress has to get out of his way.

The candidate you elect in 2020 will either make Trump's job easier or complicated the next two years.

In Congress, I will join the house freedom caucus, the band of MAGA (Make America Great Again).

Closing argument
Communist China is our biggest threat. Trump can also fix that problem much faster with a Republican majority in Congress. Personally, those damn Commies can go to hell. I will always put America first.


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Well. That is one helluva bio. Pretty sure he is from the east side/ Spokane area. I was laughing and crying reading this horseshit! He looks to be in his sixties.
I won't post his contact but you can google his name I am sure he will be at the top of the mask holes list! Wow. Just. Wow.

[dchill]

1. "Blah blah blah it doesn't matter..."

"... sorry not getting into it..."

Sorry, gonna need more.

[Wawannabe]

2. I clarified on edit.

There is a list of his ed but I was lazy with this part and then realized I should clarify.
It's update

[dchill]

13. I was quoting Dave about his education details...

HE said "Blah, blah..."

[oldtime dfl_er]

3. King County

wouldn't include Spokane. But it's interesting that he makes a distinction as to his party affiliation as he calls it "Trump Republican Party". He should be representing the "Get Off My Lawn Party" LOl

[jmowreader]

5. In Washington they now have two Republican parties

There's the regular GOP, and then there's this Trump Republican Party thing.

It's like "would you prefer rat poison or arsenic in your coffee?"

[Faux pas]

4. Makes

you wanna and scream at the same time. I'm in Gray's Harbor county, did my ballot yesterday. Went to this website for candidate info https://ivoterguide.com/candidates . Was surprised that a few of the 'Dem' candidates had marked conditional. WTF, to me that means they are dinos and probably really rethugs. Voted for all the very liberal candidates and as many women as I could. I love that Washington is a mail-in state and we don't have to pay postage!

[jmowreader]

6. I also love that you have a jungle primary in Washington

In the sane parts of Washington, nutbags like the one Wawannabe described would never make the ballot because they'd be weeded out at the primary stage.

And then there's Spokane Valley, who kept sending Matt Shea back to office.

[Faux pas]

8. Lol

I had to look up jungle primary, I agree with you on that.

[Wawannabe]

7. WA vote by mail is so easy.

👍

[customerserviceguy]

9. The 8th Congressional District

is not in eastern Washington. And working for Boeing suggests strongly that he has been on the wet side of the mountains for some time now.

[intheflow]

10. I love that he doesn't even try!

Like, what's he done in the two years he's been in Congress? Whine about Democrats? And how very generous his community service is, giving out samples like he's at the end of the dairy aisle at Stop & Shop. But my favorite part is when he says we have the best economy since 1968, because not only is that blatantly untrue given our current economic crises, but because 1968 is when Nixon was first elected, and by the time he took office, the country was sliding into a recession which morphed into the Great Inflation of the 1970s.

This guy's a real tool!

[SeattleVet]

11. There are several total nutjobs in the Voters Pamphlet

Check out gubernatorial candidate Alex Tsimerman's 'Statement', which mainly consists of 30+ repetitions of, "Stop Seattle / King Fascism with idiotic face!"

Or, how about Commissioner of Public Lands candidate Cameron Whitney:

Community Service
I've never been to jail.

Statement
I like environmental protection. I don't like fires. Let's work together to clean up then environment and stop fires. President Trump says we need to rake our forests to clean up debris that exacerbates fires and that's what I intend to start. Please vote for me, Cameron Whitney.


Or Steve Sharon, who pledges to direct a state-funded study on 5G cell-phone towers and stop chemtrails in Washington State. He is against "the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, eugenics, Satan, New World Order."

Of course, there's also perennial candidate Goodspaceguy. And, for extra comic relief, Tim Eyeman is also running.

Quite a collection of ... whatever the heck they are!

[Wawannabe]

12. Hadn't made my way all the way through!

I was laughing my butt off on some of em. I totally posted too early!!!

Spacedudeguy or whatever his name was really made me howl !! A jungle primary it is!!

[struggle4progress]

14. He got 2.38% of the vote in 2018! But his sudden switch from the Trump Populist Party

to the Trump Republican Party may put off some voters this year