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Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:12 PM

There was a terrible plane crash on the US-CA border. Where were the survivors buried?

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Reply There was a terrible plane crash on the US-CA border. Where were the survivors buried? (Original post)
bobbieinok Jun 2020 OP
dflprincess Jun 2020 #1
PJMcK Jun 2020 #2
Walleye Jun 2020 #3
bobbieinok Jun 2020 #4
Dream Girl Jun 2020 #5
2naSalit Jun 2020 #6
Harker Jun 2020 #12
2naSalit Jun 2020 #14
Harker Jun 2020 #16
FoxNewsSucks Jun 2020 #7
jmowreader Jun 2020 #8
Doreen Jun 2020 #11
NNadir Jun 2020 #13
2naSalit Jun 2020 #15
DFW Jun 2020 #9
bobbieinok Jun 2020 #10
Amy-Strange Jun 2020 #17

Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:13 PM

1. Survivors aren't buried

Unless it's some freaky horror movie

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:13 PM

2. Survivors do not get buried alive (n/t)

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:14 PM

3. That joke is older than I am.

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:17 PM

4. This was a very popular joke 'gotcha' question when I was in jr high in 50s

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:21 PM

5. In the ground?

 

Got me!

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:32 PM

6. How much does an airplane weigh? True or False?

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #6)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:24 PM

12. Maybe.

Maybe not.

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Response to Harker (Reply #12)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:53 PM

14. So, what's the difference between and orange?

A: The handle bar is in the middle.

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Response to 2naSalit (Reply #14)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 09:01 PM

16. I need to sit down.

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 05:41 PM

7. What did the duck say when she bought lipstick?

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"Put it on my bill!"

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 06:27 PM

8. I'm not so sure about that

The cops were driving down a back road one fine day when they see a guy filling in a hole. They decided to investigate.

"Donald Trump died, and I buried him."

'Tell us more, please.'

"Well Officer, I was driving down the road just minding my own affair when I saw this car smashed up against that tree over there." (He points to a car that is, indeed, smashed up against a tree.) So I pulled over and went to see. It was Trump. He was eating a Big Mac while driving, got it stuck in his throat, died of suffocation, and wrecked his car. So, just to be a good citizen I figured I'd bury him and save y'all the trouble."

'That's certainly patriotic,' said one of the officers, 'but are you absolutely certain he was dead?'

"Well Officer, that's the thing. He said he wasn't, but you know that sumbitch lies about everything."

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 07:35 PM

11. OMG!!!

I can't quit laughing.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:42 PM

13. That my friend, is a classic! I fully intend to steal it.

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Response to jmowreader (Reply #8)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 08:55 PM

15. Stealing that one!

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 06:30 PM

9. How long ago was it? If that was in 1925..........

Well, the survivors are probably buried all over the place!

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Response to DFW (Reply #9)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 06:32 PM

10. Coooool!

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Response to bobbieinok (Original post)

Tue Jun 23, 2020, 09:06 PM

17. They were buried alive?

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That was an old joke... older than me, and I'm 63!
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