Ohio Man Arrested for Having Sex With a Teddy Bear... Again

[madinmaryland]

Marshall received a citation for disorderly conduct in the most recent incident. Employees at the health clinic noticed Marshall in an alley engaging in a sex act with himself.

They reported the situation to police. Marshall was found using the stuffed animal to masturbate.

Marshall has a history of arrests for having sex with teddy bears in public.

For three similar incidents in the past, Marshall served short stints in jail and paid small fines for

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2160017/Man-arrested-FOURTH-time-having-sex-teddy-bear-public.html#ixzz1yBDBpcwS

Hmmm. I wondered what ohiosmith was "up" to these days!!

[Cali_Democrat]

1. Well....teddy bears are very cute

Perhaps some folks find them sexually attractive.

However, if you want to sex a teddy bear, perhaps you should do it in your own home.

[KamaAina]

2. First, ohiosmith lives in Vegas.

Second, is it bestiality if the animal in question is stuffed?

[ohiosmith]

4. I do, and can prove my whereabouts on the dates in question.

I've gotta admit however, that is a damn hot Teddy.

[Initech]

3. Why do I have "The Bear Necessities" from The Jungle Book in my head right now?

[bluedigger]

5. He should probably find a more accepting locale for his predilection.

[Shadowflash]

7. Yuck!

If you are going to go to one of those 'furry' conventions you can, at least, keep it in the hotel room.

[rug]

8. They were making porn.

[Major Nikon]

9. Jebus, what the hell is this country coming to?

You can't say "vagina", you can't smoke pot recreationally, you can't show even the outside part of a female nipple on TV, and now you can't fuck a stuffed toy in public.

What the fuck happened to my country?

[HopeHoops]

10. There are still narwhals - FUCK YEAH!!!!!!!1!

[irisblue]

11. Cincinnati huh?

kind of a repressed town (anti LGBT, racial problems) very conservative area of Ohio figures.....but a teddy bear? time for med changes, and winnie the pooh needs to do an intervention.