Donald tRump can't tell the difference between these. Can you?

[Wolf Frankula]

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I can.

Wolf

[MissMillie]

1. I'll tell you what though....

You have to admire the creature that can make such a perfect (pretzel) form when it makes poo.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

3. I've been more like a wild animal...

... ever since I left my job about 1.5 months ago — i.e. I barely need TP.

That’s been unusual for me over the last several years, when I’d have some “loose” episodes every few days. My diet hasn’t really changed either.

I now blame those episodes on the “droplets” from my former coworkers, who obviously had some major digestion issues based on evidence from the public restrooms. Lol. (I don’t really know if that explains it.)

Can’t do the pretzel shape, though. Lol.

[captain queeg]

2. I dad used to say you don't know sheep dip from shinola.

Kind of obscure. He had some colorful ones that I can’t think of at the moment. But that would be a good thread for oldsters. Remembering stuff their folks used to say. Another one I just remembered, you don’t know sheep dip from wild honey.

[jmowreader]

4. My grandfather's favorite...

"You can wish in one hand and shit in the other, and see which one fills up first."

[lastlib]

5. Guessing Cockwomble would be more familiar with the one on the left.....

since he sees it in the mirror every morning!