10 Things Women find unattractive

[LynneSin]

Come on ladies, now is your chance to post your 2 cents!

#1 unattractive thing men do - COMBOVERS! Look you're going bald and we can clearly see you're going bald. Really, just let it happen instead of doing that nasty ass combover that isn't fooling any of us that there is a baldspot underneath.

Oh and #1 worst combover of all time....



If you're going bald do it with pride. Better yet just shave it all off. But get rid of those nasty ass combovers

[av8rdave]

1. Where are the other 9?

I don't have a combover, so I'm already worried that I could flunk that list.

[LynneSin]

6. I'm letting the other women of DU add their 2 cents to the topic

I hate to make this thread all about my choices in men.

[yellowcanine]

2. Wouldn't Donald Trump's personality also make the list?

[backtoblue]

3. the name Newt

[HappyMe]

4. Big ego & arrogance.

Nothing worse than a guy that thinks he's all that.


Edited to add -
Liars.


These qualities are also unattractive in women too.

[Bucky]

15. And yet google "hot chicks with douche bags" and see the counter evidence

Women flock to a dude with an outsized issue. I won't judge them and say catty shit like "but they're women with poor self images" or "but most of these women have implants and unnaturally colored spray-on tans." Love is never wrong. But that said, being a self-absorbed, overprimped fop can in fact be a winning formula with the ladies.

[HappyMe]

17. I was stating what I find particularly unattractive in a man.

As far as the rest of your post, all I can say is - there is no accounting for taste; or lack thereof.

[LynneSin]

20. Most of those douchebags also have a ton of money

Which for some women make it helps them compensate for the man's douchebaggery.

I mean do you think Donald Trump could have had 3 hot wifes if he was the stockroom supervisor at your local Wal-mart?

I have dated a rich douche bag back when I was 23. It lasted for about 6 months until I realized he really was a douchebag and decided to not date him anymore. Didn't help that on the last date we had I had to drive him to some trailerpark outside of Hershey so he could buy his coke. That pretty much was a big no-no for me.

[Bucky]

22. That's just stupid. After you eat chocolate you should have milk, not Coke.

What was he thinking?

[LynneSin]

23. He's a douchebag - more than likely he was thinking with the little brain dangling between his legs

[Amerigo Vespucci]

27. Jerry Springer, quoted from Comedy Central's Roast of David Hasselhoff:

"I'm not good looking but I have a ton of money" (his appeal to the women in the audience).

Used to have a friend named Neil who was a decent enough guy. Not handsome, though, and he had a chronic case of adult acne that required ongoing treatment from a dermatologist. He owned a boat, and also had a t-shirt with the inscription "Hi, my name is Neil, and I have a boat."

Neil spent most of his time on that boat by himself. Reminded me of an old Richard Brautigan poem that went something like "She wants the things from men that she can't have because she's not 10% prettier."

So money or looks...you need some of each. If you are...as my dad used to say..."homely as a carload of assholes," you need a TON of money. And if you are living from paycheck to paycheck, you need to have the looks (or be a "bad boy" asshole, I guess. I've known more than one woman who went with guys who had no money...they had to pay for everything...and ultimately, the guys would ALWAYS be screwing someone else on the side).

[HappyMe]

33. That's kind of sad.

I have never gone out with a guy who had a ton of money or been Mr. Super Good Looks. They have always been 'average' -- like me.


Is it most guy's opinion that women only want $$$ and/or good looks? It's sad if that is what they think. But I suppose
maybe those guys only try to date really shallow women.

[redqueen]

40. Shallow women go for money, shallow men for looks.

Generally speaking, that's how it seems to me.

I spent a year being shallow. I sought out the hot dudes though, not the rich ones.

[ChairmanAgnostic]

49. I like the shallow end

It gives me a good work out, while relaxing the fucking back muscles.

Plus I get to wear my glasses and see the whirled around me.

[HappyMe]

51. Hey, I sought out the hotties myself.

To no avail. In the long run, better to have a guy that doesn't spend more time than yourself getting ready to go out.

[redqueen]

53. Heh, well...

I didn't exactly hang out with them... more like, yeah I'll just meet you there.

[blueamy66]

68. Well, I have a HOT dude that works for a living and pays child support

We don't have alot of money....but we get by..... wouldn't trade him for the world...it's what clicks...nothing else....

[zanana1]

56. Wow. I remember those Richard Brautigan days.

My favorite Brautigan poem;
Man.
With his hat on,
He's taller than a taxi cab.

[treestar]

32. Are you talking about the flocks of women the Donald and Newt attract?

Or the like?

[madinmaryland]

5. Rush...

[LynneSin]

8. So you're a woman

[madinmaryland]

10. So you find him attractive??

SERIESLY????

[LynneSin]

11. All I see in the picture is a broken link

So for all I know that could be Rush Limbaugh.

But if it's Geddy Lee, he's one of those guys who got better looking as he got older. Roger Waters is like that too. Both Waters and Lee were kinda hideous looking freaks back in the 70s. But today - they are both good looking men!

BUT...

My thread was asking women to post what they think is unattractive in men. Last time I checked you were not a woman but then again i could be wrong.

[Angry Dragon]

14. I would think discriminatory posts on DU would violate TOS

just a thought

[madinmaryland]

21. What post is discriminatory?

Thanks!

[Angry Dragon]

34. Lynne Sin telling males they can not post in this post

[madinmaryland]

36. huh? I thought LynneSin was a male?

[Angry Dragon]

41. See post #6

She talks of other women.............

[LynneSin]

47. This is a goofy thread in response to another goofy thread about unattractive things about women

and if I was nice to madinmaryland he would think my account was hacked.

[blueamy66]

69. but she is plain as a piece of white paper

nt

[nolabear]

7. That deer-in-the-headlights look

You know, in response to attempts at intimate conversation, or requests to do anything they don't want to do or are unfamiliar with, or to pay real attention to what makes a woman aroused or happy.

I KNOW it's not everybody, fellas. Everybody doesn't have a combover either. But if you'd just jump in there without all the second guessing we'd like it sometimes and not sometimes and we could have a conversation about it and relax around one another more...just as soon as we get over our part of the problem. But somebody's gotta do it.

[Chan790]

19. You found me out.

I've mastered that look with people I don't want to talk to...and they leave. It's wonderful. If you keep talking about it, someone is going to say "It's sweet" and the next thing you know, it's the new nerd-chic and I have to find a new way to avoid conversations.

[suninvited]

9. men who drink too much

seriously, dude! A couple of drinks, okay. Drinking until your words are slurred and you can't walk straight, not cool.

[Turbineguy]

62. So.....

Drink until you realize you've lost count and then have three more, doesn't work for you?

[HopeHoops]

12. My wife really doesn't find it attractive when I pass out drunk on a bar floor and puke.

Can't imagine why.

[seabeyond]

13. men who feel the need to post sexist garbage so they can feel like a man. nt

[dawg]

16. Don's kind of got a Flock of Seagulls thing going there.

Calling that a combover is like calling the Mona Lisa a "picture". That thing is a work of art.

[treestar]

18. Condescending attitudes

Domineering attitudes.

[JoePhilly]

25. Oh spare us already!!!

(kidding of course ... I couldn't resist ... please don't kill me).

[LynneSin]

26. You're an Eagles fan - we can give you some leeway

[JoePhilly]

31. E - A - G - L - E - S .... EAGLES!!!!

We were supposed to be better this year ... instead, its like we looked away for a second and flew straight into a wind turbine.

[pacalo]

24. Well, right off the bat, at number one is...

(1) Those who do NOT prefer more cowbell.





(2) Those who voted for this idiot:





(3) Those who are waiting for the Rapture:





(4) Someone who’s not there when I need him the most:





(5) No sense of humor!





(6) Those who try to mask their insecurities by bullying others.





And, finally...



(7) Those who ask for too many sponge baths:

[tblue]

29. HAHAHA!

Those are great, pacalo!!!

[MiddleFingerMom]

35. Too MANY? When it comes to Sister Mary Pyotr Blueballsovsatano how 'bout NO sponge baths 'tall!?!?

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I can't get nun... girl reaction
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
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[pacalo]

39. Hahaaa!

[Rhiannon12866]

64. Funniest post of the day!!!!

[tblue]

28. He's hard to look at.

I shudder every time. That pic...oh that pic. The hair!

[RedCloud]

30. Oh I got one!

Wearing shoes that are not the same pair!

[LynneSin]

38. I'll top that one

Wearing black socks with sandals



Only a man so comfortable with the idea that he will never ever get laid again would wear a look like that!!

Seriously!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

44. My ex used to wear socks with sandals.

Note that he is now my ex.

[MiddleFingerMom]

37. People are all too willing to give Trump too much credit for EVERYTHING... including #1 bad combover

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[LiberalEsto]

42. Those ugly little goatees...

Piercings...

Flatulence...especially flatulence for fun

[retread]

43. People who are always making lists? n/t

[Angry Dragon]

48. You must not like Santa then..................

[retread]

50. Santa has a list?? Crap!! That explains a helluva lot!! n/t

[Demoiselle]

45. I really dislike men (actually, women, too) who are rude to waiters.

...Or waitresses, or anyone whose job is to serve. It's boorish, stupid and utterly charmless behavior.

[LynneSin]

46. I got so annoyed at someone today at lunch

The girl clearly messed up. But it wasn't with our food or anything. We had just asked if she would divide the bill 5 ways between us (some had credit cards and others had cash). If we only paid what she charged us she would have still owed $15.

I volunteered to fix the mistake. I like the restaurant and I'm an ex waitress - so I wanted to make things right. I told the others to sign the bill but to tip based on $10 since that is what each of us technically owed.

One guy felt that because she screwed up the check she should suffer the loss. It annoyed me that he said that. I mean I know I'm a pretty smart person and I have messed up on checks. I only wish people were honest to me when I made a mistake. I treated the waitress the same way I would want to be treated.

He didn't leave her a very good type but I left extra to cover him.

[redqueen]

52. ...

Crappy service is one thing, an honest mistake is quite another.

[MiddleFingerMom]

55. Was this just a "convenient excuse" for a crappy attitude?

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[mwdem]

54. Flock of Seagulls

Not having it.

[GaYellowDawg]

57. What do women find unattractive?

Thus far in my lifetime, women find the following unattractive:

1. Me
2. Me
3. Me
4. Me
5. Me
6. Me
7. Me
8. Me
9. Me

and...

10. Me

[LynneSin]

58. OMG no

you are a nice person.

[GaYellowDawg]

61. I was kind of speaking tongue in cheek

But it has been a heck of a long time since the last date! And you are too kind.

[datasuspect]

59. an undercurrent of pent up rage and hostility that manifests itself in passive-aggressive behaviors

[flvegan]

60. I

can see what you did there, for a change.

[Lil Missy]

63. Always take the dishes out of the sink before you pee in it. I can't stress this enough!

[JI7]

65. fugly douche that thinks he is something special because he has an expensive car

i guess that pic of the douche in the OP is a similar example.

[JI7]

66. Anti Gay jackass

[redqueen]

70. or any other kind of bigot...

Had a woman mention that her beloved was really a wonderful guy, but also anti immigrant, anti gay, and racist.

[LynneSin]

72. I went out on a date twice with this really good looking guy.

Nice jobs, polite manners - the type of guy you'd want to take home and introduce to the parents.

On the second date he went on a rant about illegal immigrants.

Didn't return the phone calls after that.

[LynneSin]

71. Homophobic people are unsexy no matter if they are man or woman

In general anyone who hates someone else because of race, religion, sexual preference, skin color - that's just ugly!

[blueamy66]

67. men with boobs

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and 7 month pregnancy stomachs

men who text you and cannot spell

men with bad breath

men who snore

men who don't shine their shoes

men that spit, especially out of the car door at a stop light

men who chew tobacco....effing gross

men who are color blind and cannot match their clothing

men who wear bike shorts that clearly should not be wearing bike shorts

the list can go on and on.....

[HopeHoops]

74. I don't shine my sneakers.

And NOBODY should be wearing bike shorts - they just scream "DORK!"

[blueamy66]

75. sneakers don't need to be shined

I'm talking about dress shoes!!!!

And I agree...NOBODY SHOULD WEAR BIKE SHORTS!!!!!

[HopeHoops]

76. Oh, DRESS shoes - I seldom wear those, but perhaps that's why they still shine.

[blueamy66]

77. funny

[HopeHoops]

78. No, reality.

[HopeHoops]

73. Ripping off a 30 second beer fart in bed and then smiling and saying "aaaahhh"

Personal experience.