Kali has asked MFM not to hang around the ranch anymore. He's scaring the bulls.

[bluesbassman]

[CaliforniaPeggy]

1. My dear bluesbassman!

Never mind scaring the bulls...........

That scares me!

[Kali]

3. OK YOU made me laugh even more!

[bluesbassman]

4. And rightly so.

[Kali]

2. you do know that I have absolutely NO doubt he would be spending the whole time just looking for

a similar photo op, right? we have some er...INTERESTING...rock formations around here and I can just see/hear him "take a picture of this!" every five minutes

[bluesbassman]

5. No doubt indeed.

[nolabear]

6. Catastrophic condom fail in 3...2...1...

[Duer 157099]

7. The bulls?

What about the cows!?!

[Melisa69]

8. Spam deleted by gkhouston (MIR Team)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. Welcome to DU, Melisa69!

We're glad you're here!

[pinboy3niner]

10. Repeat pattern troll

PPR'd here many times, always returns with same pattern: Copy OP title as subject line of reply, with nonsubstantive comment. Last PPR was this morning.

ETA: Make that almost always. By now, MIR team members are expert at spotting the pattern.

[CaliforniaPeggy]

12. Ah .........so I got fooled.

Ya just never know!

Thanks for the info!

[pinboy3niner]

13. It isn't noticeable until you see several similar posts

I googled one of his early username identies and learned that he is a Chinese gamer with limited English language facility who has been banned on other boards for the same type of spamming behavior he displays here. He's not malicious--just a minor annoyance.

You'd think that after his many, many visits here he'd learn that it's 'kick,' not 'bump.'

[MiddleFingerMom]

11. OH NOES!!!11! All those people were RIGHT!!! I AM a big prick!!!

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That's OBVIOUSLY a Photoshop... NO WAY I'd be straddlin' a saguaro
in nothin' but a pair of crotchless chaps!!!!!
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[pinboy3niner]

14. Well...no way you'd do that AGAIN, anyway

[Denninmi]

15. Well, that would give the guys in the R&D dept. at Trojan something to work on.

I hope they like a challenge.

[HopeHoops]

16. Oh yeah. Now THERE'S a way to get laid.

[AnneD]

17. Some men have no balls....

Some men have no spine. But rest assured DU Lounge; MFM has both.

OK, I owe you a bottle of tequila and you win the bet, but I am not responsible for the trip to the ER and subsequent hospital visit!

[Pauline89]

18. Spam deleted by NRaleighLiberal (MIR Team)