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Sat Feb 22, 2020, 08:26 AM

I'm very concerned that my cat will vote for Trump.

She has a brain the size of a walnut.

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Reply I'm very concerned that my cat will vote for Trump. (Original post)
NNadir Feb 2020 OP
MrModerate Feb 2020 #1
rzemanfl Feb 2020 #2
Sanity Claws Feb 2020 #3
TexasTowelie Feb 2020 #4
Laffy Kat Feb 2020 #5
NNadir Feb 2020 #6
lastlib Feb 2020 #7
Quackers Feb 2020 #8
NNadir Feb 2020 #9
wnylib Feb 2020 #10
The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2020 #11
NNadir Feb 2020 #13
yardwork Feb 2020 #12

Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 08:28 AM

1. And cats are notorious assholes.

Mine is, anyway.

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Response to MrModerate (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 08:30 AM

2. Plus they lick them. n/t

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 08:36 AM

3. Cats can't spell, just like Trumpsters

Those LOLcats just can't spell.

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Response to Sanity Claws (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 08:39 AM

4. Wat r u talkin abut?

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 10:27 AM

5. Valid concern. Mine will do it to spite me. nt

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Response to Laffy Kat (Reply #5)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 11:28 AM

6. I inform my cat every day...

...that "nobody likes cats" which she takes to mean that she is about to be petted.

Usually she's right. One of us is pretty stupid.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:20 PM

7. Just remind her that the operation of the can-opener may hinge on her vote......

as will the scratches behind the ear...

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:26 PM

8. Plaster her litter box with Trump photos.

She’ll eventually make the connection.

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Response to Quackers (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 03:10 AM

9. She already has little Trump dolls in her litter box.

They're lumps of shit.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 04:03 AM

10. Mine is a feline Independent, but

caucuses with me for the perks.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 10:34 AM

11. Tell her that voting day is Nov. 4.

Cats can't read calendars, nor can they reach the slot in a mailbox to mail in an early ballot.

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Response to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 09:56 PM

13. Well, if I keep her bowl full on election day, she'll eat herself into a stupor and ignore...

...the whole thing, except for the part where she becomes a fat cat.

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Response to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 11:11 AM

12. I was disappointed that one of my cats forgot to vote in the last presidential election.

He had some vague excuse.

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