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NNadir

(33,470 posts) Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:26 AM Feb 2020

I'm very concerned that my cat will vote for Trump.

She has a brain the size of a walnut.

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I'm very concerned that my cat will vote for Trump. (Original Post) NNadir Feb 2020 OP

And cats are notorious assholes. MrModerate Feb 2020 #1

Plus they lick them. n/t rzemanfl Feb 2020 #2

Cats can't spell, just like Trumpsters Sanity Claws Feb 2020 #3

Wat r u talkin abut? TexasTowelie Feb 2020 #4

Valid concern. Mine will do it to spite me. nt Laffy Kat Feb 2020 #5

I inform my cat every day... NNadir Feb 2020 #6

Just remind her that the operation of the can-opener may hinge on her vote...... lastlib Feb 2020 #7

Plaster her litter box with Trump photos. Quackers Feb 2020 #8

She already has little Trump dolls in her litter box. NNadir Feb 2020 #9

Mine is a feline Independent, but wnylib Feb 2020 #10

Tell her that voting day is Nov. 4. The Velveteen Ocelot Feb 2020 #11

Well, if I keep her bowl full on election day, she'll eat herself into a stupor and ignore... NNadir Feb 2020 #13

I was disappointed that one of my cats forgot to vote in the last presidential election. yardwork Feb 2020 #12

MrModerate

(9,753 posts)

1. And cats are notorious assholes.

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:28 AM

Feb 2020

Mine is, anyway.

rzemanfl

(29,554 posts)

2. Plus they lick them. n/t

Reply to MrModerate (Reply #1)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:30 AM

Feb 2020

Sanity Claws

(21,840 posts)

3. Cats can't spell, just like Trumpsters

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:36 AM

Feb 2020

Those LOLcats just can't spell.

TexasTowelie

(111,938 posts)

4. Wat r u talkin abut?

Reply to Sanity Claws (Reply #3)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 09:39 AM

Feb 2020

Laffy Kat

(16,373 posts)

5. Valid concern. Mine will do it to spite me. nt

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 11:27 AM

Feb 2020

NNadir

(33,470 posts)

6. I inform my cat every day...

Reply to Laffy Kat (Reply #5)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 12:28 PM

Feb 2020

...that "nobody likes cats" which she takes to mean that she is about to be petted.

Usually she's right. One of us is pretty stupid.

lastlib

(23,152 posts)

7. Just remind her that the operation of the can-opener may hinge on her vote......

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 10:20 PM

Feb 2020

as will the scratches behind the ear...

Quackers

(2,256 posts)

8. Plaster her litter box with Trump photos.

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sat Feb 22, 2020, 10:26 PM

Feb 2020

She’ll eventually make the connection.

NNadir

(33,470 posts)

9. She already has little Trump dolls in her litter box.

Reply to Quackers (Reply #8)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 04:10 AM

Feb 2020

They're lumps of shit.

wnylib

(21,340 posts)

10. Mine is a feline Independent, but

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 05:03 AM

Feb 2020

caucuses with me for the perks.

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,587 posts)

11. Tell her that voting day is Nov. 4.

Reply to NNadir (Original post)

Sun Feb 23, 2020, 11:34 AM

Feb 2020

Cats can't read calendars, nor can they reach the slot in a mailbox to mail in an early ballot.

NNadir

(33,470 posts)

13. Well, if I keep her bowl full on election day, she'll eat herself into a stupor and ignore...

Reply to The Velveteen Ocelot (Reply #11)

Mon Feb 24, 2020, 10:56 PM

Feb 2020

...the whole thing, except for the part where she becomes a fat cat.

yardwork

(61,538 posts)

12. I was disappointed that one of my cats forgot to vote in the last presidential election.