Some of you will get this. Some won't

[Major Nikon]

[geardaddy]

1. So true.

[bluesbassman]

2. Yeah well, more than three shakes...

You know the rest.

[pipi_k]

3. I wash

Mr Pipi's underpants, so yeah...

I get it.

[Major Nikon]

4. At least we know how he got his name

[Dystopian]

9. ......

omg....
funniest thing I've read all day...



peace~

[HopeHoops]

5. Just pull a Cheech and piss on a cop's leg.

[NightWatcher]

6. You can sling it, you can shake it, you can bang it on the wall

But when you put it in your pants, that last drop must fall.


In all seriousness, the only thing that works is either: squeeze, pull, tap or twist, pull, squirt.

[Major Nikon]

10. I taught mine how to blow

[petronius]

15. Or you can just spin around real fast - the magic of the centrifuge!

(In case you're wondering, I am no longer welcome in many many places.)

[ZombieHorde]

7. A month or two ago I was peeing next to a gentleman who shook it so long that

I was starting to wonder if he was actually masturbating.

[Ron Obvious]

8. I usually...

I usually fling it over my left shoulder get the last few drops out with a good shake. That usually does the trick.

[Wabbajack_]

11. In my case it's 2 or 3 drops.

[Rochester]

12. "No matter how you squirm and dance, the last two drops go in your pants."

[ManyShadesOf]

13. would be cool

if there was paper nearby to wipe it off on but shakin is so much FUN

[mockmonkey]

14. I remember one from Mad Magazine

When I was a kid in the early 1970's they would print little things in the inside edges of the magazine. One of the things was this:

"No matter how much you Shake, Wiggle and Dance
the last few drops fall in your pants."

I don't know why I remember this.