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Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts) Thu Nov 14, 2019, 01:32 PM Nov 2019

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Wife when I got home last night: Have you been out drinking? Me: I'm 72, I've been out drinking

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Wife when I got home last night: Have you been out drinking? Me: I'm 72, I've been out drinking (Original Post) Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2019 OP

So why are there two $10 bills in your pocket? Major Nikon Nov 2019 #1

💳😏 Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2019 #4

Now there is one line I could never get away with DFW Nov 2019 #2

A reason to start! 🍻 Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2019 #5

Floyd - you left out your wife's response..... asiliveandbreathe Nov 2019 #3

It'll be easier to type when the Floyd R. Turbo Nov 2019 #6

Geez. You're 72 and you still go out? retread Nov 2019 #7

I only drink on two occasions myself Ron Obvious Nov 2019 #8

I have Mrs. FRT's response, on good authority. sl8 Nov 2019 #9

Major Nikon

(36,827 posts)

1. So why are there two $10 bills in your pocket?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 01:36 PM

Nov 2019

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

4. 💳😏

Reply to Major Nikon (Reply #1)

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 02:17 PM

Nov 2019

DFW

(54,330 posts)

2. Now there is one line I could never get away with

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 01:37 PM

Nov 2019

I don't drink alcohol at all, so my wife's next question wold be "OK, who is she?"

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

5. A reason to start! 🍻

Reply to DFW (Reply #2)

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 02:17 PM

Nov 2019

asiliveandbreathe

(8,203 posts)

3. Floyd - you left out your wife's response.....

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 01:52 PM

Nov 2019

Floyd R. Turbo

(26,546 posts)

6. It'll be easier to type when the

Reply to asiliveandbreathe (Reply #3)

Thu Nov 14, 2019, 02:18 PM

Nov 2019

swelling goes down! 🤕

retread

(3,761 posts)

7. Geez. You're 72 and you still go out?

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Nov 15, 2019, 08:19 AM

Nov 2019

Ron Obvious

(6,261 posts)

8. I only drink on two occasions myself

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Nov 15, 2019, 08:53 AM

Nov 2019

When it's raining and when it's not raining.

sl8

(13,720 posts)

9. I have Mrs. FRT's response, on good authority.

Reply to Floyd R. Turbo (Original post)

Fri Nov 15, 2019, 09:24 AM

Nov 2019

"Get off the porch and put your pants on.
And you're not 72, you're 73.
(sotto voce) Drunken old goat."

I cannot disclose my source, but her name rhymes with "nalexa".

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