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Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:00 AM

I had to use the men's room at the doctor's office today.

Next to the toilet, there was a prominent sign with a black background and bright silver letters.

It read "Flush nothing but toilet paper".

I started banging on the wall. After a few moments, the receptionist stood outside the door and said "Are you alright in there"?

I said "WHAT DO I DO WITH THE POOP"?

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Reply I had to use the men's room at the doctor's office today. (Original post)
LuckyCharms Oct 31 OP
InAbLuEsTaTe Oct 31 #1
sprinkleeninow Oct 31 #2
smirkymonkey Oct 31 #3
CurtEastPoint Oct 31 #4
OriginalGeek Oct 31 #6
Glorfindel Oct 31 #5

Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:11 AM

1. LOL!! Good one!!


Bernie/Elizabeth or Elizabeth/Bernie 2020!!
Either way, they're stronger together!!
Welcome to the revolution!!!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 12:14 AM

2. Clicked on this post by mistake.

[No, she dint.]

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 03:40 AM

3. Ok, I LOL'd at this one.

I'm very good at conjuring up visuals in my head and this one was just hilarious!

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 06:21 AM

4. My parents had a septic tank and Daddy had a little sign that said... "Flush nothing but...

toilet paper and what comes natural."

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Response to CurtEastPoint (Reply #4)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 02:49 PM

6. My grandma's said

If it's yellow, let it mellow
If it's brown, flush it down.

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Response to LuckyCharms (Original post)

Thu Oct 31, 2019, 01:43 PM

5. There used to be a sign above the urinal in the men's room of my doctor's office

It said, "Please don't throw your cigarette butts into the urinal. It makes them soggy and hard to light."
This was in the OLD days when everyone smoked, including doctors.

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