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Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:19 PM

 

I think my wife is trying to get rid of me....


Because it looks like she sewed labels into all of my shirts with my name and where I belong, in case I am found unconscious or wander off disoriented.

But they all say my name is Ralph Lauren, and I'm from Thailand.

WtF?

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Reply I think my wife is trying to get rid of me.... (Original post)
jberryhill Jul 2019 OP
underpants Jul 2019 #1
GentryDixon Jul 2019 #2
PoliticAverse Jul 2019 #3
jberryhill Jul 2019 #11
MLAA Jul 2019 #4
jberryhill Jul 2019 #6
MLAA Jul 2019 #8
pansypoo53219 Jul 2019 #5
jberryhill Jul 2019 #7
COLGATE4 Jul 2019 #9
hunter Jul 2019 #10
panader0 Jul 2019 #12

Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:21 PM

1. I found a nice shirt at a thrift store

Looked inside. It said Cintas - the uniform and mat people. Nice shirt. I get comments on it.

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:24 PM

2. Hop on your bike & get out of Dodge, or Thailand!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:26 PM

3. I think it probably was a knockoff attempt. n/t

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Response to PoliticAverse (Reply #3)

Sat Jul 13, 2019, 09:28 AM

11. That's a good one, Levi

 

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 03:30 PM

4. And do they also say you are of Medium (M) intelligence? 😉

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Response to MLAA (Reply #4)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 05:03 PM

6. I think they say that I excel, but I'm not up on all those text acronyms the kids use

 

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Response to jberryhill (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 05:26 PM

8. Touch!

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 04:53 PM

5. i got a used man's shirt at a resale shop. i liked walter's shir.

then i cut off its arms + collar. i discovered weave is cooler in summer + have a nice collection of shirts now. rayon or linen the best. i think i 'fixed' a ralph lauren.

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Response to pansypoo53219 (Reply #5)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 05:04 PM

7. A used man's shirt?

 


What had the man been used for?

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 06:45 PM

9. Well, at least she still

thinks you're "Slim Fit"

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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Fri Jul 12, 2019, 07:33 PM

10. My family and friends have me microchipped. What the fuck are you complaining about?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microchip_implant_%28animal%29

I could always cut it out, but why would I?

You gotta have faith.



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Response to jberryhill (Original post)

Sat Jul 13, 2019, 01:36 PM

12. I went to Thailand and never saw you there Ralph.

Shirley you jest.

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